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EVERYTHING BUT THE RAIN.

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You are too fucking afraid of being perceived as cringe by people who do not care if you live or die. That is why you will never be free.
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I folded under 0 pressure and did it. I need to be shot n killed
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I’m never going back into a beautiful woman’s DMs again shits scary in there…
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@tidesnotreal You just exist like that tide it’s what you attract
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As a man you’ll be extremely funny on the timeline and all it will net you is porn bot followers
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@tidesnotreal Yup sorry to break it to you you attract gooners and goonettes you’re like a pg version of a honey pot
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@EvilJim9 look at this shit goat that’s peak
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I fucking love JJK man.
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@yakncheese I kinda wanna fake Juneteenth off myself the bossman man let me use my floating holiday since our company doesn’t really honor it. We will see tho
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Mateo 2@yakncheese·
Black co worker is taking Juneteenth off and needed someone to cover something on Friday. I said yeah, I’ll do it. The white big boss chimed in before anybody else and said “thank you, I know she appreciates it” 🙄
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Yeah… news… alright…
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@malleuses I love these cats I’m glad I’m here daily just to see them up to their usual stuff (doing nothing but being happy about it)
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Alexa ♡@malleuses·
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@tidesnotreal Well that’s different they want to fuck you my dear tide
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۵ tide ۵@tidesnotreal·
@KapitanKey sometimes theyre not even bots theyre just porn followers
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Thankfully they’re dying but my following is inflated noooo fucking way I should have 300+ followers when my last hit tweet was a year ago lmao
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@mindless_motion The goats stay dying from cancer man, same thing happened to the Japanese va for bulma
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Singing this song to her after her bf do some fuck shit again #SideNiggaSkillCheck
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Yeah mikedrinksbeer but does mikeloveme
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@tidesinhiding You got boobs or something for me to grab on to?
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I got to go to stupid fucking Texas to find my Latina princess cuz stupid fucking North Carolina has NOTHING.
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@4gojoss Thank you rin you’re so sweet i appreciate you twin
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When the fuck did I get 300 followers I haven’t had a viral tweet since 2025 dude
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@crotchner2 *looking at my multiple years without even so much as a high-five* yeah man I think I’m part of the fucking club damn near a founder.
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LJ 🦧@crotchner2·
not to gatekeep but you don’t get to be part of the celibacy club until you’re at over a year without even a kiss. once you get to multiple years then I’ll start taking you seriously. until then you’re just not seeing anyone currently.
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Killa 🌺@KillaKreww·
Deon Cole was crying TEARS laughing after Bill Burr spent a straight 5 minutes ROASTING him for asking him, “Is your mama fine?” 🤣🤣💀
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