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#ihra23 🫶🏼

the Sunaks moving from their multi-million pound mansions into the Downing Street flat Carrie decorated

@InspectahBoppin @kimxac @MrJoeTowner @fielddaylondon Heyyyy! I’m selling 1 field day ticket for Saturday for £60! X

Selling 1x Field Day ticket for Saturday, can transfer over email for access via the app - DM if interested! ✨ #allpointseast #FieldDay2022

@meg59596289 Hey Meg! I have 1 I’m selling if you’re still looking?

@k_lang97 Hey! Are you still loooking for a ticket? Looking to sell mine ☺️

field day ticket for sale #fieldday #tickets

Tanned me and pale me are 2 completely different people

you can either be good at your job, good at life admin, or good at socialising but you can only be good at one of these each week

Hangovers when you first start drinking: fine, wake up, go to my 8 hour retail shift, probs get on it again Hangovers at 24: withered, rehydration sachet reliant, maybe pop a berocca, bedbound, depressed, held at gun point in South Africa, horse killed on the dual carriageway

“Out for Delivery” just isn’t enough. I need to know what street you on

“Yo password weak” well so is my memory so plz let me keep it

main source of joy is this guy who frantically guesses what color the paint is going to be

There is nothing worse than getting your dressing gown sleeve wet

my face when they point the temperature gun at me to take my temperature.....

in a year that was one of our darkest, we finally see a little light.

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy

The money I spent in July and August was very aggressive for someone who didn’t even leave the country.

@CadburyUK #TwirlOrangePresale 😍

1. Tweet @CadburyUK + #TwirlOrangePresale from 12pm 2. If you’re one of the first 5000 you’ll receive a reply with your place in the queue. Then, just wait for your unique code 3. Follow the link to buy a Twirl Orange. Your code allows free standard delivery for one bar only