Okello Calvin Luboyitee

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Okello Calvin Luboyitee

Okello Calvin Luboyitee

@Khaligragh

Saving life at day and building an empire by night

Gulu, Uganda Entrou em Aralık 2024
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B.O.D
B.O.D@BestofDem_szn·
BRO CODES THAT IS FOREVER UNBREAKABLE 1. Don't rape anyone whether mature or minor 2. Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room 3. A bro should know when his presence is no longer needed 4. Never make fun of your bro just to impress women 5. A bro must not pay for sex 6. Your bro's Ex is your Ex (forever off-limits) 7. Make money before you make love that would procreate a child 8. No matter how beautiful your bro's sister is, she is your sister too. If you must do anything, ask your friend first 9. When money finally comes, don't change the woman who stood, believed and supported you when you had nothing — upgrade her 10. Don't do husband duties while you are just a boyfriend 11. A bro never gives up, he rests and continues 12. Never ever smash your bro's current chick 13. A bro never uses Snapchat filters — a bro must look ugly and gallant 14. A bro never wears pink underwear 15. It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro’s ex (see rule 6 again) 16. Dress well, no matter the occasion 17. Never snitch on your bro to his girl, his mom, or the police 18. If your bro is too drunk to walk, you carry him home — no negotiation, no video evidence 19. Never borrow serious money from a bro and disappear — either pay back or disappear forever (but choose wisely) 20. When your bro is winning in life, celebrate louder than his own family. Real bros amplify success, they don’t compete with it.
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MrBlack🇰🇪
MrBlack🇰🇪@KE_MrBlack·
This girl refused all contraceptives after we did it raw, I had to act all romantic and make her breakfast in bed but slip the morning pill in the tea
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The Figen
The Figen@TheFigen_·
😂😂
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Debby
Debby@realdebby10·
What if 8 is just 0 wearing a belt? 🤔
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Tamale
Tamale@256Rootyherman·
Single mother watching her kid in a school debate giving 8points why Father is better than Mother
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B.O.D
B.O.D@bod_repuplic·
Ppl who keep tweeting with 0 likes fear no one 😭
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Asiya P
Asiya P@PipiAsiya·
We're waiting 😜🤪
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𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™
𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™@dekim_Kalvino·
Chuck Norris’s first week in heaven
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Baftey🥷🏾
Baftey🥷🏾@akokc_davido·
Judas iscariot next week
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PRIEST
PRIEST@onlyonepriest1·
Humans pee and poo that's why we are called people!!!
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Okello Calvin Luboyitee@Khaligragh·
When my mom asked me why I hadn't showered for 3 days in front of visitors.
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by@beyoumf·
what addiction is the hardest to quit?
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@damideytalk·
guess the animal?
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