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@dohamovers @Four_3_Three Thought we were talking about Newcastle? Where is rhe endless list of factors that excuse Howe for our form this season?

@KinderCopUk @Four_3_Three ...and look how well that is going for Spurs thanks to relentless injuries!

If this manager were available, the Howe Out folks would be dying to bring him in… - Spent 4 1/2 years at last club - Qualified for the CL twice - 1st time in 20 years - First ever knockout stages of CL for club - Two cup finals - First in 25 years - Ended 56-year trophy drought - 4th highest in league points since taking over - Club went numerous windows without improving the team - 49% win percentage - Finished 11th, 4th (highest in 20 years), 7th, and 5th - Took over club in relegation place and helped them become the first club in history to avoid relegation after not winning any of their first 14 games (previous manager’s run) - Finished 14th and was sacked But this is Eddie Howe’s time at Newcastle, so they desperately want him sacked. #NUFC

@dohamovers @Four_3_Three Too many games? That's what happens when you're a top club you play twice a week man 😅 The list is endless apparently but thats the main one you provide 😅

@KinderCopUk @Four_3_Three Hindsight eh? 🤣Some fans/Owners wanting big brand names - who all went elsewhere! None of the eventual signings were shite last year! Myriad reasons why league form poor - too many games in all competitions...the list is endless...

@NUFC__1982 @Mark14Robinson @roy_kaviani Can't argue with the cult

@KinderCopUk @Mark14Robinson @roy_kaviani Is that you needing another narrative to try and suit your losing argument?

Howe cult saying he shouldn't be sacked because Newcastle have been finishing higher than their squad wage ranking. But look at this... Bruce: 17th in wages → 12th finish Pardew: 11th in wages → 5th finish Howe: 7th in wages → currently 14th #NUFC

@NUFC__1982 @Mark14Robinson @roy_kaviani Include what Pardew spent on players please

@KinderCopUk @Mark14Robinson @roy_kaviani So 11th in wages but finished 12th and 16th? Howe 8th in wages and has finished 4th, 5th, 7th. Hmmmmm

@NUFC__1982 @Mark14Robinson @roy_kaviani I said he out performed him based on resources. This is why you can't argue with the cult

@KinderCopUk @Mark14Robinson @roy_kaviani Pardew 37% win percentage Howe 48%. Pardew finishes: 12th, 5th, 16th, left us in the bottom half. Lost 3-0 at home to Sunderland twice. First nufc manager to lose 3 derbies in a row. In 2014, lost 12 of 17 games, didn't score in 12 of those.

@NUFC__1982 @Mark14Robinson @roy_kaviani Did Howe? Pardew actually out performed Howe based on resources. You just don't like it.

@Mark14Robinson @KinderCopUk @roy_kaviani I didn't realise Pardew finished 5th every season

Lots saying its not fair to compare their best seasons with Howe's worst. Ok let's compare worst seasons; Bruce: 17th wages → 13th Pardew: 11th wages → 16th Howe now: 7th wages → 14th So Howe’s worst season is worse than theirs and his best is not as good. Damning. #NUFC

@DarrelBirkett Their worst seasons weren't anywhere near as bad as Eddie's mate

@KinderCopUk I’m open to discussion on both sides, but it’s a bit daft comparing one manager’s worst season against other managers best?

How life feels when you accept your teams season is over and you start hate watching Arsenal and Tottenham instead:

@SamaHoole My school dinners tasted like shite mate

A British school dinner in 1975 was cooked on-site, from whole ingredients, by a dinner lady who knew, without consulting a nutritional database, what a growing child needed to eat. The dinner was: roast beef, gravy from the drippings, boiled potatoes, cabbage, and sponge pudding with custard made from eggs and milk. Or shepherd's pie from real mince. Or liver and onions. Or fish on Friday, battered and fried in beef dripping. In a single sitting: haem iron from the meat, calcium from the custard, B12 from the liver, vitamin A from the gravy fat, vitamin D from the eggs, zinc from the beef, omega-3 from the fish, collagen from the gravy, complete protein from every component, and roughly 800 calories dense enough to carry a child through an afternoon of running around a playground in January. Then the system changed. In the 1980s and 1990s, local authority catering was outsourced. On-site kitchens closed. Dinner ladies were made redundant. Central production kitchens began manufacturing meals reheated in convection ovens. The roast beef became a turkey twizzler. The shepherd's pie became a pre-formed disc of processed potato and reconstituted meat product. The liver disappeared entirely. The fish was coated in breadcrumbs and fried in vegetable oil. The custard was made from powder, water, and yellow colouring. The sponge pudding was replaced by a yoghurt tube. Jamie Oliver's 2005 campaign filmed children who could not identify a tomato. Kitchens where the only equipment was a deep fryer and a microwave. Menus that contained less nutritional value in a full week than the 1975 dinner contained in a single sitting. The government pledged reform. But the on-site kitchen did not come back. The dinner lady did not come back. The roast beef and the liver and the custard made from eggs did not come back. The 1975 dinner lady, who had no nutritional qualification and had never heard of a DIAAS score, was producing, at approximately 30p per serving, a meal that contained more bioavailable nutrition than anything the modern system produces at three times the cost. She has been replaced by a supply chain. The supply chain is more expensive. The children are less well fed. The dinner lady knew what she was doing. Nobody asked her.

I tried to raise the alarm on the countless mistakes Eddie Howe was making last year, I got so much abuse for it but I never once cared because I know football and I knew I was right. I take no pleasure in that because I still wanted Eddie to prove me wrong. I can’t lie though it’s funny watching everyone who said I was full of shit be exposed for not having a fucking clue about football. There’s so many absolute wafflers in this space who can’t read the game for shit and I seen this coming a fucking mile off. Every single issue we are having I pointed out last year. Remember this in future when these wafflers try and act like football experts. #NUFC

@DarylM87 @GallowgateShots Imagine being a player with the footballing IQ of Keiron Trippier having to play with this man

Trippier’s reactions says it all. @GallowgateShots #nufc

Sunderland showing more fight in 5 minutes than we've shown all season #nufc

@dude1979 "Get it in the mixer"

I'd be all for going full old school Wimbledon the last few games. Change the formation. Chuck Osula n Woltemade upfront. Get some nastiness in midfield. Play dirty and bang some long balls in #nufc

@athpaps7 It's nothing more complicated than the manager who has far too much clout signed them and doesn't know how to use them.

Wissa and Woltemade haven’t started a game in months now . Something very fishy is going on at #NUFC £125m worth of forwards

@lc_curry Has he not taken us backwards? 14th

Fickle fuckers some #NUFC fans. Build a statue of EH in 2025 after winning our first trophy in 70 yrs following that up with his 2nd #UCL campaign in 4 yrs . Fast forward, He knows fuck all and taking us "backwards" in 2026. No wonder we're laughed at for our expectations. #NUFC

@positivegeordie Eddie doesn't know any different

At what point did Eddie Howe turn it to Ruben Amorim ? Just refuses to try anything different. #NUFC

@Mrmathsdan Yeah the blue ticks are directly responsible for newcastles shite form

Let’s be honest, Eddie is now gone. But there’s a chunk of the #NUFC fan base that’s fuelled it to happen. Blue tick money earners figured out a while back it’s easier to earn by being negative. If the weight was thrown behind him the players would have had no excuses