Kayla MacAskill

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Kayla MacAskill

Kayla MacAskill

@Kmacaskill

Cape raised. ASU taught. Scotty G's mama & hitched to my BFF. Yes, that is a straw in my beer.

Entrou em Ağustos 2011
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Lauren@laurenbonato·
Calling all dads....what do you want for Christmas
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Henpecked Hal
Henpecked Hal@HenpeckedHal·
My wife and I announce when we're going to the bathroom, but it's more a way of saying, "I'm not watching the kids, so if they die in the next 4 minutes it's all your fault."
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K-@mrsmasshole·
If you eat cookies and watch a workout at the same time, do you burn calories? Asking for a friend...
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Kayla MacAskill@Kmacaskill·
@lmm414 Like did NO ONE ever play “it’s your birthday” for them. Tiny liars
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Kayla MacAskill@Kmacaskill·
What a night to come back to Twitter. Greeted with an uneducated loser who wants 5 year olds to wear masks all day at school & some other stuff that if I said I’d be shunned. Back to insta we go.
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Kayla MacAskill@Kmacaskill·
Remember last week when we just wanted to keep each other healthy & safe, especially the front liners.... How things have turned. The human race is scary.
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Amanda Grinavich@agrinavich·
If there's one thing I learned during this pandemic, it's that nearly everyone on Twitter dot com is a #COVID19 expert. Very impressive.
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Kayla MacAskill@Kmacaskill·
Patch has a hair flip going, and I don’t even hate it. I think I’ve lost it.
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Kayla MacAskill@Kmacaskill·
Turning to twitter to get @IKEAUSA to freakingggg respond to me. Stop sucking at customer service when customer service is 100% all you can provide right now 🙃.. phone lines are “down” emails are “stopped” chat is “off” - soooo how do I get ahold of you?
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Section 10 Podcast
Section 10 Podcast@Section10Pod·
Our guy @LouMerloni thinks MLB's investigation into the Red Sox was a crock of shit
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Lauren
Lauren@laurenbonato·
I just ordered Change The Date cards...with the wrong fucking date.
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