Cosmo Kramer

Frank: "And at the Festivus dinner you gather your family around and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year." Kramer: "And is there a tree?" Frank: "No. Instead there's a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting."

Happy #Festivus!

Frank Costanza: " Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."

Kramer: "Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch." Frank: "Let's do it then. Festivus is back. I'll get the pole out of the crawl space."

"Frank invented a holiday? He's so prolific."

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Jerry Stiller 1927 - 2020 #RIP