Lisa Mokaba (she/her)

Yo mama is so nice...I hope she is well. (I was never good at these jokes)

This morning, I asked my husband to double-check that he had an Alf Pog to give to his coworker today. That single interaction is a good glimpse into our daily lives.

@KaylinTrychon @InkhousePR @kledoux Love you both and will always be grateful for @InkhousePR ❤️

Nothing like a little @InkhousePR reunion on the Black Hat floor. So fun catching up @kledoux @LMokaba 💕

🎵 Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric system down? 🎵

I was just trying to take a photo of the rose-breasted grosbeak on my feeder to send to my husband and 3 scarlet tanagers flew into the photo and I am freaking out. #birdsofmaine

Phew. Thank you @GrillosPickles boston.com/news/the-bosto…

...the what?

Ring-billed Gull

Today's small joy was me asking the contractor if he had a really heavy hammer I could use, and when he asked why, he didn't even flinch when I told him it was because I was having a difficult time opening a geode.

@TheriaultShawn Legit the hardest I've laughed in a while.

@LMokaba I can’t stop laughing about this. Made my Friday

So it turns out the mystery bird call I've been frantically trying to ID w/ the Merlin app is actually the text notification noise on the contractor's phone. We realized it as I ran to the door yelling "There it is again!" as he casually took his phone out of his pocket. Dying.

@Ted_WMTW @PORTLANDPUBLIC This made my morning! So cute!

Hanging with the Kindergarteners at Amanda Rowe Elementary in Portland for #WeatherAtYourSchool

Yay! Congrats @damianpaletta !

@BostonHanSolo @ChexCereal I keep writing the previous year on my checks.

@LMokaba @ChexCereal I dont get it

Not again! (This is my 8th year in a row making this joke. I am committed to the bit.)

@TheSweetKat @ChexCereal You are the best.

@SarahMackAttack A few super short ones I've read lately are: Shock Waves by Matt Kurtz The Lottery and We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson Tim O'Shea has a ton of short stories too that I've enjoyed: Toe Tag, Forgive Me Father, Last Call

What is your favorite SHORT book? I am gladly accepting novellas. I have 2 weeks to read 7 books to appease the Goodreads demon that has bound my soul in a blood contract.

It’s not Christmas until I see Snoopy eating 37 human femurs.

As someone who loves nature AND fantasizing about terrifying scenarios that I can needlessly worry about, this list gets an A+!

Sometimes, after I send an email that I don't want to send, I find it helpful to walk away from my computer for a few minutes, go outside to look at the sky and search for the meteor that I hope is headed right toward my house.

@mattjay Congratulations!! 👏👏👏

My day job changed today. I'm now the head of Software Security @ Reddit. 🎉