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Show me your keychain collections!

ill block a bitch on the LeapPad tablet

You worry way too much for a goated white boy who always figured it out

@ColonelCochise Hot take: this was Bobby’s memory of his home, which is misremembered in the back rooms as piles of clothes, presumably because he’s a guy with lots of unwashed laundry lying around in the real world.

realizing what was going on in this scene is one of my favorite horror moments in recent years

No matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL DEFINITELY FIND IT

im embarrassing myself for the pursuit of human connection if you wanna join

I have a lifelong soul tie with her because we were fat at the same time

life is so fun when you're so kind to everyone and laugh with anybody

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second

Root beer tastes like the way Abraham Lincoln looks and I can't explain that

Enjoy being while becoming

growing up there was a cody in every elementary school class but as an adult i haven't met a cody in years. where did they go

Hey I’m going to Berlin soon, does anyone know if Berghain is mobility scooter friendly. I’m American and weight 450 pounds, don’t worry the scooter is all black.

i always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

@harriweinreb What do I do if the appetite suppressing effects are wearing off? Is there a supplement that can boost it ? Or do I need to take a break from them.

It’s so funny when some takes vyvanse and says it kills their appetite. So you ate a pill and then weren’t hungry..? And it never occur to you that maybe Vyvanse is just very filling?

hey sorry i was insane and annoying last night. it’s just that i’m insane and annoying

its Tell Me Why You Did That To Me Thursday