Lo Halcro

Shameless plug. 😏 Fridays: 4:30 to 11 Saturdays: 6 to 11

@scarface_tubby The visual is solid. She puts on a bandana first and then gets to work.

I listened to a pod interview with Da Brat where she talked about dating Allen Iverson and how she used to jack him off every morning cuz that’s what he enjoyed and that’s literally all I been thinking about for the last 3 weeks 💀 Da Brat giving A.I handies every morning…

I need it to be known that banks not opening until 10 am is an inconvenience. That is all.

@fuckinbrotkis Approved

you’re in her dm’s i’m drinking her kids juice boxes

@scarface_tubby Smash

Stay warm, lads

@scarface_tubby Last night, they gave me root beer instead of Dr. Pepper... the betrayal was life altering

It’s been 6 days, no Taco Bell. standin on bidness 😌

Your girl went skydiving in Vegas to ring in 2024!

The world is on fire

@scarface_tubby Real ones could do all three... simultaneously.

All we got on the menu is tacos, drugs and dick… pick one. 💀

I go to bed at 9 pm on nights I don't work. I am a morning person. I realize these two sentences do not coincide with the fact that I will be in Vegas for New Years.

@scarface_tubby Nah, baby, you're out here doing the Lord's work for those of us who can't smoke!

i been shmookin weed for decades. I still don't know when to stop. I always take 1 bong rip too many & gotta go on a mini ayahuasca trip in the war room. I gotta start stretching & moving around to get the blood flowing. u'd think a mufucka would know when 2 call it @ this point

Imagine this. You're at Skateland (or Royal Roller Rink, for my Eastsiders ❤️), and this banger comes on. You just got done doing the Hokey Pokey and caught the eye of Jessica (or Jeremy) from Mrs. Smith's class. You better make a killer impression.

@hellenkillah Saw a stripper in Portland last week, who resembled her, and I felt comforted knowing that no matter where I go, home is always with me.

@scarface_tubby Psh. They're called minors because it's a minor offense to whoop that ass!

I sat by the concession stand as YM skated & had to tell myself “you really thinking about fighting a 17 yr old & his buddies in front of kids & families?” Haha smh 🤦‍♂️😅

Last night a very tall teenage boy @ skateland was standing a lil too close to me so I politely asked him to give me some space. He lowkey scoffed it off before skating away & for the rest of the night I contemplated taking off my skate & smackin him w it just to set an example..

A dude raised his voice (clearly his blood pressure, too) to me last night at work. Sir, are you lost?! Are you okay?! Because that's not what we're going to do. I will win every time.

Woke up this morning with the realization that my eldest child is 16. SIXTEEN. If you need me, I'll be crying in a corner.

This little lady is ready to be a blonde again. Shall we?

Portland, I'm going to be all up inside you soon! *checks calendar* Not soon enough! 😫

Oh, I've missed this platform. Time to play catch up!

@AndrewHalcro Palmdale!!!