Luke Mattocks

@stravawankers Damn, Chris you must have been gutted to miss the 5000m world record by only 2secs! #stravawankers

@darrengrimes It's your own stupid fault, idiot.

@sajidjavid problem with your ears or brain on @BBCRadio4 this morning? I don't think J.H. could have used words with less syllables to make the question simpler.

@LeaveEUOfficial Well I hope you scumbags end up in court for that behaviour.

WATCH | Brexiteers in yellow vests bring Westminster Bridge to a standstill in protest at Theresa May's Brexit sell-out. This is what happens when the Establishment ignores the will of the people... 🙋‍♂️ Support us at leave.eu/get-involved

@realDonaldTrump Grow up you humorless clown. If you weren't such an idiot nobody would take the piss out of you. #POTUS

A REAL scandal is the one sided coverage, hour by hour, of networks like NBC & Democrat spin machines like Saturday Night Live. It is all nothing less than unfair news coverage and Dem commercials. Should be tested in courts, can’t be legal? Only defame & belittle! Collusion?

@louise_roxy Nooo, don't say that!

@LukeMattocks Oh nooo, it makes me cringe!!

@louise_roxy A blast from the past!

@TheLastLeg Will anyone in particular be dressing as Theresa May this Friday or will it be postponed until 29th Feb as well?

@stravawankers I'm gonna wait until tomorrow when 'tis but a light breeze. #stravawankers

There should have been a Strava challenge badge for anyone that didn’t mention the wind today! 🙄 #stravawankers

@TheLastLeg #isitok that there are some quite angry vegans right now? (Yes, it's fine)

@Baddiel Hell no. No controversy here. There's a bag of @AuntBessies in the freezer here. They will now be coming out for lunch. With cheese and bacon.

I do sometimes have the Full Eng when not on tour. Worried the addition of fried-up leftover roasties will cause controversy.

@DouglasBoroughC Summerhill Glen at 4:45 this evening. Someone forget to pay their electric bill?

@RomeshRanga It's going well! Still no Wham on the radio. #whamageddon

@RomeshRanga Let the challenge commence. 9hrs 55mins and still going strong. #Whamageddon

@piersmorgan, my son is aware of what you said. He also thinks you're an idiot.

@MermaidQuay who's the idiot passenger in the audi with the police escort that just opened their car door into the road without looking?

@CeredigionCC That answers that then. Nobody on Twitter either. Ps ended up waiting 23 mins for someone to answer. Well done.

@CeredigionCC Are you a bit short staffed today? Been waiting over 15 mins for somebody to answer the phone. #barnettformula

@carmscouncil are you serious. Do you actually pay people to do this? Attack of the clipboard… instagram.com/p/BMrAkM2jMVh/

Some real cretins out there tonight - 25.7 kilometer road ride. strava.com/activities/605… #strava