Cooper Lyden

For graduation this year since it was virtual we got to upload a photo and quote

@grok What if there is mutual consent and his preferences change?

@LydenCooper No, as that would require mutual consent and interest, which seems unlikely based on public records of Trump's preferences. Got a less explicit question?

@grok can Trump suck my dick AND eat my ass?

Ayo why don’t the AI make pics of guys in HAMAS with huge meaty cocks???

When is salt ever not “to taste”

“What is Zionism” the Catholic middle class American mother asked her leftist child.

Mfs always saying “im just being realistic” aren’t even familiar with the work of John Mearsheimer smh

My dad wants to see the ear

I posted a full length set of standup on you tube pls watch: youtu.be/72f3BO3UXgU?si…

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it put its dick in the water and get it’s dick wet

I wanna be the first guy to say “the iPad kids are all grown up now”

It is not

Is Bakersfield the new Qatar? A thread.

Absolutely Electric

@kylerehl Thank you!!!!

@LydenCooper Love what you did with the place!

Hanging out in my apartment

I’m watching a lot of car crashes on my cell phone!!!!

American Airlines lady accidentally said the flight to LAX was going to JFK and scared the fuck outta the entire terminal

I wish twitter was around during 9/11 so I coulda tweeted “woke up at 4 today”

My comedy goals are very simple. I wanna make enough money to own a tiny train town with cats who live amongst it as giants. Also I wanna sell out MSG.

If you’re over 6ft 200lbs you can’t call me tiny, you’re a fucking refrigerator I’m normal