LydiaNewham

i'm addicted to bad posture omggg why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp

blu came back, got pied by everyone, made himself look like a misogynist, fell flat on his arse on national tv, and was dumped for a second time. incredible viewing #loveisland #loveislanduk

this would work on me

No media outrage, no riots. Wonder why 🤔. Don’t ever let those knuckle dragging racist cunts tell you they care about those children murdered in Southport. They wanted an excuse to behave like animals 👍🏻

"they're stealing our jobs" you're literally rioting at 1pm on a wednesday, what job could you possibly have???

@katie_nayler See you there at some point maybe

I can now say I’m going to Australia next month, wtf 🥲🦘🇦🇺

me and the man who traumatized me

@LydiaNewham Soz babes

@LydiaNewham At least you’ll be living it up whilst I’ll be at work🙃

One way flight booked 🥹🇦🇺

@ernesta_grabyte I’ll only be 10 hours ahead of you when you’re in Ibiza and 11 hours when you’re in the UK 🥴

@LydiaNewham Oh yes!

@ernesta_grabyte We can FT when you’re in Ibiza and I’m in Aus 🩷

@LydiaNewham Wish I was coming with u🥹

Mine is sitting on a toilet and a hidden snake attacks my vagine but okay.

@putasinghonit @ernesta_grabyte

harry dancing around the castle naked to murder on the dancefloor to end the series? #TheTraitors

@GerryMcBride @tiathomas_x 🤣🤣

According to the small print on this kilo bag of Mini Eggs, a 'portion' is 8 eggs. 8 eggs. What am I, stranded on Mars? 8 eggs. They think I'm going to be doing fuckin meal prep with Mini Eggs? 8 eggs per portion. I've 8 eggs in my mouth right now and there's room for more!

@tiathomas_x 😂😂😂 always

@PickleMamaa @jess_judd @LydiaNewham 🤣🤣🤣

Anytime someone im out to eat with got a pickle on they plate this how I look at them so they’ll give it to me 😂

@lowkyric @tiathomas_x

me: why does my back hurt my posture everyday from 9-5: