Whitney

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Santa can’t come, but the mail man can bring me presents. Hm... I guess I order online too much. #momshopsonline #nosantathisyear #nosanta

You post one thing on @instagram and you lose like 10+ followers. Humph. Fine then

When you’re drinking at home and you put your sink next to water and go back to pick your drink up hit grab the water... it’s God telling you to chill out. #drinkingmom

Why can’t I have a bag of chips? Why? Because I have a toddler who deems ALL snacks his. #momproblems

I took a nap today. It was great. But now who’s going to finish the chores before Monday gets here. #workingmom #momproblems

Didn’t I just vacuum and mop last night? Why is my floor so dirty this morning?! #momproblems

The spelling of this baby's name went too far —> ow.ly/ig8c30lGn1c

Next time I want to snuggle with my toddler in the bed, remind me why it’s a bad idea. #nosleep #wildman #momproblems

Read to your kids on #ReadABookDay ... btw that’s today

Trying to vacuum but my toddler ran after me saying (no yelling) NONONO. He took the vacuum and turned it off. Apparently I was inhibiting his TV time. #momlife #parenting #toddler

It’s not even 9 AM and we been outside for 30 minutes. What happened to weekend cartoons Keeps telling oneself, “you’re a good mama.” #momlife #momminghard #parenting

Husband: did you give that kid cocaine or something?! Me: No Toddler: NO ... Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!! *proceeds to run around the living room like a nut job* #parenting

Given up on nap today. #sadmama #momlife #toddlerlife

It’s bitter-sweet when your toddler won’t nap on a Saturday. Sweet bc you get more time. Bitter bc you know the pill that will arise later. #toddlerlife #momlife #parenting

Thank you @Walmart for subbing my Great Value pizza for @DiGiorno now I don’t have to order delivery bc its not delivery, it’s Digiorno. and yes I was going to buy frozen pizza AND order @PapaJohns or @dominos

My back hurts. My head hurts. My contacts are drying out. I’m tired. But I’m a mom. Sip that #crownandcoke and say. “Yes buddy. I see the truck.” #momlife #parenting

Just looking this up today for my own toddler.

My car has a mind of its own. I tried to tell it all the errands I needed to run before going to pick up my toddler, yet it took me to daycare. Now I feel guilty driving by. #workingmom