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My retweets will send helpers to me someday.

Atletico Madrid manager, Simeone with his sons and grandchildren

A Nigerian lady in Spain records the exact moment the clock skipped from 1am to 3am due to daylight saving time.

Some girls are expensive with zero bank account, avoid such girls so your days be long.

Thank you, Jehovah 😭🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🙇‍♂️ 1k dart odds Boom 💥 🎉🎉 Gave my mom half a milli for her business. What a blessed day in my life ❤️😊.

10/10. No notes 👏

Women too funny 😂

Exams are harram… only Allah can test me Wish me luck, make I see person copy 😤

E get the kind expensive perfume you go buy, you go purposely enter the midst of people make dem for compliment you

If you look am well, you go see say time dey go. And if you calm down study am well, you go see say time still dey.

If it takes gifts to impress her, it’ll take gifts for another guy to take her away from you. Gifts should be for appreciating a woman who’s already good to you, not for convincing one to be.

Cruising on Akala express road Birmingham Ibadan in my bro cyber truck🥹🦦

Liverpool have decided that Xabi Alonso will be their coach next season, according to BILD 🤯 The Merseyside club will be hoping that Xabi Alonso will be able to get them challenging for the title 🏆 Get ready for next season, as we might see the best version of Florian Wirtz 🤩

“Who love you no go stress you keh” Omo if I love you, you go dey craze every 30sec 😂

Knowing how to fck is part of being a good person.

If you have friends that will sleep with anybody, don't think they won't try to get what you got at home.

I de waka on my own jeje, you dey dey call me princess. Shey princess de trek under hot sun???

happy 60th birthday my darling mother. iya daadaa. may your days be long! 🤎

“He knows where home is” “He’ll always come back to me” “At least he’s using protection” “He can cheat as long as he’s not doing it to my face” Words of a very mad woman 😩😩😂😂😂

She has no idea what April is about to do for her. Doors. Alignment. Unexpected favor. She is you. I’m talking to you.

I made a big boy purchase today for my babe 🥰