The Mayeflower

In the NFL, basically identical to redraft, the Philadelphia Eagles match up against the Dallas Cowgirls to begin their title defense. Jerry jones says they can stop the run after their Parsons trade… I disagree. Lock of the day - 26 over on rush/rec. HM - Pickens 40+ rec.

Flipping over to redraft. Wilzyn begins their title defense taking on their league rival, Steel Curtain. This shit just means more. Lot of locker room material for the guys with that dude clowning our Jettas pick (#jabroni) and our Breece pick (he might be on to something) #FSC

WE MADE IT! Football is back and the Mayeflower is reloaded with some exciting rookies in Jeanty and Henderson taking the spots of Bibby and Boobie. Team Captain Drake Maye says they are ready to compete this year with its crosshairs on Sugma BallZak week one. Good luck Sugma🫡

Dear @Patriots, please trade up and draft @lutherburden3

@CricketsDoDat @RealMcTeamFace Ya know if my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle. Good try tho champ, maybe next year. #whatisabuckeye #getalongerleash

@Mayeflower10 @RealMcTeamFace Yeah I did pussy boy and ur lucky I didn’t cuz YOU WOULD’VE BEEN IN CANCUN A WEEK AGO. I know my real competition but stuck with integrity. #urafaggot #gobucks

Words can’t begin to describe how proud I am of this football team. No one believed in us all year besides the guys in this locker room. And although this is a Boston based account, it’s only right to quote Jkelce rn. “And you know what an underdog is? It’s a hungry dog.”

@CricketsDoDat Hey @CricketsDoDat we didn’t forget you were trying to duck @RealMcTeamFace to get to me in the first round. Eat shit pal. #hungrydawgsrunfaster

@Mayeflower10 Congrats ya homo! Go get yourself something useful with that prize money!

@X lengthen your word count im trying to give a speech here

Bell rung @RealMcTeamFace

@RealMcTeamFace Listen to em

Championship Sunday @RealMcTeamFace . Get ready for four quarters of coal region football.

@RealMcTeamFace Aged like warm milk

@Mayeflower10 Its a 2 week matchup buddy. Dont count the chickens before they hatch #wasian #nihaokailan

@RealMcTeamFace talking to his locker room right now

@Mayeflower10 Get ready for your mom to be tongue punched in the chili hole

@RealMcTeamFace get ready to get punched in the mouth

@TheJimDean ⏸️

Penis time

@RealMcTeamFace @LMcLeagueFace Weird flex but okay. Pipe down before I get @CricketsDoDat to come across the cul-de-sac and handle my light work. Streets are saying there’s still a lot of tension after the belt to asswhooping you handed him. #yoursistersasmokeshow

@Mayeflower10 @LMcLeagueFace Fuck yea I do, it makes you tuffer. I also spread your mom’s truffle butter on my toast in the morning #putonthedress #fuckzim #HowTightIsDatShiiiit

Now to a game that was up in the air until the final horn blew on Monday night. Team Pickens vs @Mayeflower10 The Mayeflower has made their intentions clear that this year is all about a redraft championship. That is exactly where he finds himself.

@RealMcTeamFace @LMcLeagueFace You mix your wheaties with your mamas toe jam buddy. Real class act program you’re running over there. #allbarknobite #fuckzim

@Mayeflower10 @LMcLeagueFace Nice crop job retard!! You have your little cousin do that in art class?? #unreal #MrJohnsonWannabe

@RealMcTeamFace @LMcLeagueFace Bulletin board material. Wilzyn is worried about 1 thing this week. #cleareyesfullheartscantlose

@LMcLeagueFace @Mayeflower10 Fuck the Mayeflower, Fuck the pilgrams, Fuck plymouth rock, and fuck you buddy #PlayoffsGoThruMe #WhoIsAshtonJeanty? #rapinoe