Meat Helmet

Where did the weekend go?

@LeContempIateur Men started drinking IPAs.

À gauche : James Hunt, pilote de Formule 1 en 1976. À droite : Lewis Hamilton, pilote de Formule 1 en 2026. Qu’est-ce qui s’est passé ?

This country has gone down hill since American men started drinking IPAs. I said what i said.

@Bloke_Baz Office! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Once you've experienced remote work in your career, you realize how much draining the office actually is.

@ronsterd89 My grandfather fought in the Pacific theater. I will always have some Spam on hand.

Love it or hate it... did you grow up eating Spam?

@ronsterd89 Gary Indiana.

What’s a popular vacation destination that doesn’t interest you?

@CuriosityonX Quato!

First city ever built on mars. You get to name it. What's it gonna be?

@Russ_Johnson2 This is the way! And trade movies with coworkers and friends!

I'm sick of paying for streaming services that don't have any of the movies I want to watch. Time to start collecting physical media again.

@chefsevenn Capri Sun?

What’s the best drink to pair with this meal ?

82 year's ago men and some in their teens stormed the beaches of France. Now we got man buns and IPAs. What happened?

@TexianKlan I got this beautiful on sale 12.99 lb choice cut. Little over a lb.

Who the hell is buying ribeyes at $20 a pop? No way this is sustainable for the Cattle industry. I predict a huge collapse in the near future if something doesn't change.

@chefsevenn The respectable name of KAREN.

Name one thing that never came back after the pandemic?!

@washghost1 Someone send this to Tommy Lee!

The kids are playing Motley Crue and the drummer is nailing it

Say🧀CHEESE! Today is National 🧀Cheese Day. According to a new survey, 52% of Americans self-identify as "Cheese-Obsessed." 16% say they're "constantly" eating cheese 61% eat it "often" or "sometimes." Only 3% NEVER eat cheese. SO... Where Are You on the 🧀Cheese Eating Scale?

@OrevaZSN 40 is a breeze for F sake.

@YungGiamatti Walk into Sly"s Midtown Saloon and talk some shit.

Sheboygan, WI ain't ready for a group of 12 white boys who like to golf, fish and drink beer on a bachelor party this weekend 😈

@DannyNoonanGolf And I need you to work Saturday.

@humbleblazer I could do that for half your cost...

A lb of ground beef is $8 The bag of fries is $6 The Ketchup is $3.50 The lettuce is $3 The Cheese is $4 Im not even including the onions and tomatoes. Then the drink. You should be drinking water anyway.

@if_at_alll Mondays would be gone! Sunday funday is amazing! Especially during football season.

If you had a 4-day workweek, which day would you take off and why?