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Choccy Malk 🥛
@Meowmallows
I wake | Idk, man- I just comment here.
NY Entrou em Kasım 2014
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 I can think of some uses for that cell if his rates are worth it 😈😈
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@Oyinkansol73072 @AnihSammy She deserved it for killing that kitten! 😾
Btw this a the movie called Drag me to Hell 🎥
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Hey so this is a huge sign of abuse!!
David Santa Carla 🦇@TheOnlyDSC
When you send your children to public school, this is who they’ll be spending their day with.😑
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@MissHellrazer @YourLemonLove I’m sorry if any of your guardians saw fit to hit you- it’s still not right. I’m happy you had a good childhood, though! I hope your life is in a good place too. 🙂
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@LivyAlexHQ “You’d better get some skills and a personality by 30 and hope nobody recognizes you”
That sht came out like a damn bullet 😂
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@ThrillaRilla369 Yes then ask how much uglier they need me to be for $10000
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@Citizendivided @uncledoomer Proud of your dedication! It’s sad because most would rather pay for the convenience. It’s better to spend that money on the oil/ filter rather than the extra fees just for some rando to touch it.
Do it yourself or ask your handy neighbor and pay them with BBQ later
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@Meowmallows @uncledoomer I’ve worked in the car business for almost 20 years. Nearly no one changes their own oil at this point
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i would send them back a picture of my balls.
Andy Walker - Local SEO@andywalkerhq
Battery died in my car. Called a mobile repair business. This is what they quoted me for replacement. What do you guys think?
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@Citizendivided @uncledoomer I feel like those are popular for about a month after they go up. A little after then people seem to pull their heads out of their asses and start changing the oil themselves
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@uncledoomer You’d be shocked how many people pay this kind of money for basic convenience. Those quick change oil places charge at least double but because you don’t have to get out of your car, people line up for them
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@kirawontmiss Imagine being born with neurological issues and wondering why- then later in life seeing your mama shakin you like a salt shaker up on stage for a Cardi Contest 😂😭
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this is why you should never give up your seat on the bus
My Mixtapez@mymixtapez
A pregnant fan wins $5,000 dance contest at Cardi B’s sold-out show in D.C. 😱
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@TheBigDoink_ This could be another method for assisted su*cide. Prostitutes could be utilized by the govt to legally assist in life-ending processes via Auto Erotic Asphyxiation.
One way to d!e with a smile! 😊
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So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death.

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@hotahotasa45082 Oooo yes tonkotsu- no wait, I meant Takoyaki! NO WAIT- SHRIMP TEMPURA 🍤😍
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@blackpilldaily2 @cassiee1919 Sorry but if he’s asking for a lady to tone down her personality, maybe he’s better off seeking a lady that matches his? Js.
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@cassiee1919 King has some basic self respect and all of womanhood is hating on him for that.
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@DeltyThe73rd Mother was mothering the moment I saw them garlic n’ egg noodles 🤤
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@Zoya_ki_batein Why the attitude? All that’s needed is a good pegging and maybe it’ll improve 😔
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@EngAmr2000 I do not understand what is said, but no elder should be made to cry. Staged or not it breaks my heart 😢
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ردود أفعال أهل السعودية على مشهد تمثيلي يحدث فيه تجاوز من امرأة على والدة زوجها ❗️
Am尺⚡@EngAmr2000
لقطات نادرة بثتها قناة العربية لحظات دفن الملك عبد الله بن عبد العزيز عليه رحمة الله
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