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These WaterMelons will get more Likes than your filthy tweet. That’s how much Kenyans are tired of your leadership.
William Samoei Ruto, PhD@WilliamsRuto
Akorino Israel Thanksgiving Service, State House Nairobi
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Jesse
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Martin has issued a statement… but surely, the pain is still sharp. We are hurting bro. During the Manchester United fixture, your school boy blunders made us concede some two silly goals. We cried and forgave you. Yesterday, the blunder was glaring and silly. Bro, we have only six games to go. City are coming for our necks. They are playing like wounded lions. My brother when you say “I will come back stronger”, when is it. We don’t have time. We don’t have the energy to do watch Arsenal make mistakes every time. We are tired.
fã Zubimendi 🇪🇸@Matin_Zubimendi
To every Arsenal fan, I don’t even know where to begin but I have to say I’m sorry. What happened yesterday is on me. One moment, one decision and it changed everything. I’ve replayed it over and over in my head and it hurts knowing I let the team and every single one of you down. I know what this club means. I know what it means to fight for every point, every position, every dream. And in a moment where we needed composure, I made the wrong choice. There are no excuses for that. Seeing the disappointment, the anger, I understand it. Honestly I feel it too. Probably even more. Because when you wear this badge, you carry millions with you and yesterday I didn’t carry it the way I should have. All I can promise is this I won’t hide. I won’t shy away from it. I will take it, learn from it and use it. Because moments like this either break you or build you and I refuse to let it break me. I will come back stronger. For the team. For this club. For you. I’m truly sorry.
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Daughters that cannot differentiate between coma and comma needs education. Not a man.
Ballsy@shani_cooks
Your salary has a single coma, please just leave people's daughters alone!
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@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.
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You’re not just a tea-fetching errand boy in Junet’s office but also the physical embodiment of wasted opportunity. A grown adult with the intellectual range of a teaspoon, proudly orbiting power you’ll never understand, let alone influence.
You mistake proximity for relevance, yet all you’ve mastered is how to hover silently, waiting for instructions like a piece of furniture that occasionally blinks. Competence is clearly a foreign concept to you.
What’s truly tragic is not your position, but your comfort in it. No ambition, no curiosity, no spine just blind loyalty packaged as usefulness. You’re not part of the conversation; you’re the background noise people tolerate while serious minds actually shape outcomes.
D I K E M B E@Disembe
You were spending all the time in Wanjigi’s kitchen doing dishes for his obese kids…it all passed you.
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@OtengaSiauu Being with someone in a cafe is not cheating. Maybe it was business.
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Niliwaambia Osotsi alikuwa na mwanamke mkanitusi.....the big question is ....Who is the woman?? .... Who is the husband??
🦅@OtengaSiauu
BREAKING NEWS‼️Outgoing Vihiga County Senator Osotsi allegedly beaten like a burukenge in Kisumu, Java Cafe. He was found marinating someones wife ready to go and dismantle her private parts Hii linda wananchi ni usherati tu
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Give it to President Ruto. That is leadership. When someone wants to expose his levels of madness, let him do it. Give him time to do his thing uninterrupted. Lakini those punches… wa!
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A report reaching my desk says that a Senator from Western Kenya who was recently removed from ODM’s top leadership was beaten and humiliated in Kisumu after being found chewing forbidden fruit. People should stay away from others’ girlfriends. Na sijasema ni Geoffrey Osotsi. 😁
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Baba’s Lawyer & also the Chief Comunications Guru have revealed @edwinsifuna @HEBabuOwino @orengo_james among others were the Enigma’s EXIT PLAN from the Broad Based Govt. Jakom assigned the hard task to the REAL ODM #LINDAMWANANCHI. May @dr_oburuoginga retire gracefully.
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@Dr_AustinOmondi @orengo_james Siasa tu
You have never been to Busia referral hospital, they either refer you to Siaya or Bungoma.
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Where did this boy get money to fete a school with a bus?
KBC Channel 1 News@KBCChannel1
President Ruto's son, George Ruto, delivers a bus he had promised to Kisaju Secondary School in Kajiado County. #KBCniYetu
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Jesse retweetou
Kwani kwa Samsung yako Ruto ako na afya?
Nga Focus@Focuss_ed
Kama unatumia tv ya vitron jigonge kifua useme "mimi ni fala"
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Jesse retweetou
Jesse retweetou
Wanangu wa Mombasani Mambo?
Njooni pale Tononoka Grounds kesho tupige stori.
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