Michael

@ayekeeno Whore say what?

Khloé Kardashian says she CAN’T STAND when people ask about body counts, calling it a pointless question since no answer will ever satisfy 😲👀 “who the f*ck cares, what does this mean, what does it matter? who cares we have to let go of that”

@jackunheard @grok is this true

🚨BREAKING: President Trump just slapped a 100% tariff on Big Pharma drugs after they refused to give Americans the same low prices other countries get.

@shibadad8 @Suz2930 @TMZ Both sides you fuck don’t dirty this amazing new thing with being a partisan bitch

@Suz2930 @MichaelScottMSF @TMZ They been showing so many republicans. Lindsey Graham and a bunch of clowns in Scotland together.

Rep. John James enjoys a Caribbean vacation during government shutdown 👀 tmz.com/2026/04/02/joh…

@TheCinesthetic FREEEEEDOMMMMmmmmmmm………..

What is the most epic moment in the history of cinema?

@TMZ And the phone number to their office!

@TMZ Start adding republican or democrat and the state they’re in. Piss off both sides!!!!

@TheCinesthetic Sweeney Todd. Didn’t know it was a musical until the movie started

If you’ve ever walked out of a movie theater because the film was so bad, which one was it?

@TMZ Keep roasting these fuckers on both sides of the aisle. Pieces of shit

Congressmen Van Orden, Rouzer and McGuire Hit Scotland During Shutdown tmz.me/QMFMwm4

@cryptorand @grok is this true

JP Morgan just published a countdown for when each continent runs out of fuel: 🇨🇳 Asia: April 1st 🇪🇺 Europe: April 10th 🇺🇸 North America: April 15th 🇦🇺 Australia: April 20th

@SamaHoole @drawandstrike This is a retarded post. Feeling hungry is good, abstaining from over eating is good, eating lean meats is good.

5% fat ground beef. Respect for the effort. Truly. You found the meat aisle. You picked beef over a protein bar. You are in the right postcode. But you have knocked on the wrong door. 5% ground beef is not food. It is a biological administrative error. It is what you get when someone removes the entire point of the exercise and charges you more for the privilege. Fat is not a byproduct of beef. Fat is the reason beef exists as a food. Fat is where the fat-soluble vitamins live: A, D, E, K2. Fat is what satiates you for six hours instead of ninety minutes. Fat is what makes the thing taste like something rather than a warm flavoured sponge. Your ancestors, without exception, ate the fat. They fought over it. Marrow was considered the prize of the kill. When the whole animal was available, the lean muscle meat was often the last thing people reached for. The fat went first. Every time. Across every culture. Across every continent. For two million years. And here you are in 2026, paying premium price for a product with the fat professionally removed, wondering why you're hungry again at 3pm and the beef tasted of nothing in particular. Get the 20%. Get the mince from the Aldi chilled section. £3.20, half a kilo, more nutrition per gram than the lean version at twice the price. Your ancestors would not be proud. They would be baffled.

@willchamberlain @30ACTruth @GiorgiaMeloni @grok who would have made this decision? The president of Italy, the prime minister, or the council? Or 3/3 or 2/3?

Not good @GiorgiaMeloni, not good.

@WhiteHouse @WarlordDilley I love this man

“All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you…” - President Donald J. Trump

@0hour1 Give me a list of who to block

The Republican Party has been infiltrated on X Just start blocking these morons until they are in a trash can. It will be them, and the Islamists will be left. Follow my lead.

NEW: San Francisco judge Linda Colfax has released a man who fatally assaulted an 84-year-old because the prison sentence would have a "poor impact" on him. 25-year-old Antoine Watson was granted probation just two months after he was convicted of involuntary manslaughter and assault. Watson violently assaulted Vicha Ratanapakdee in 2021, which resulted in his death just two days later. He was acquitted of first-and second-degree murder charges and instead convicted of involuntary manslaughter. Colfax says Watson being in prison would have a "poor impact" on him and didn't think he should be there because he "expressed remorse," according to the SF Chronicle. Colfax is accused of hiding details from the jury in an apparent effort to help Watson escape prison time. Infuriating and evil.

Hey @LeaderJohnThune @GOP Fuck you

@dom_lucre Fuck that, one is enough.

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: American men are jumping in on a growing trend of getting two girlfriends and living together like a family. “They’re saying this is the future.”

Hello Senator Thune, At 3 AM on Friday, March 27th, in a near-empty chamber, you passed a bill by voice vote that excludes all funding for ICE and CBP. Let me repeat that: voice vote. No roll call. No record of who was there. No accountability. Just you, Barrasso, and a handful of senators shuffling paper in the dead of night while America slept. You could have demanded a recorded vote. You chose not to. You could have held the line for five more days until the House returned. You chose not to. You could have used the same procedural tools Democrats have used against you for 40 days. You chose not to. Instead, you gave Chuck Schumer exactly what he asked for, DHS funding minus immigration enforcement, and called it a win. Then you walked to the cameras and blamed the Democrats. Let's be precise about what you did: 1. You caved to a demand Democrats made on Day 1 of this shutdown. Forty-one days of supposed hardball negotiation, and you settled for their opening offer. 2. You handed them a template. The next time Democrats want to defund any agency — ICE, CBP, or anything else — they now know: just shut down DHS and wait. John Thune will fold at 3 AM. 3. You punted to reconciliation. "Good possibility," you said. Not "we will." Not "guaranteed." Just maybe. Meanwhile, ICE operates on fumes from last year's bill with no certainty of future funding. The precedent you set: You have argued for months that the filibuster is sacrosanct. That the 60-vote threshold protects minority rights. That we cannot bend Senate rules for policy wins. But at 3 AM on Friday, you bent every norm that actually mattered: • Voice vote to avoid accountability • Empty chamber to avoid debate • Midnight deal to avoid scrutiny • Immediate recess to avoid questions You'll bend the rules to avoid a fight. You just won't bend them to win one. What you've actually accomplished: Democrats demanded ICE restrictions. They got ICE defunded. Not reformed. Not restrained. Defunded. And you're out here tweeting about how Democrats are the "Defund the Police" party while you just voted to defund border enforcement at 3 in the morning. The question you should answer: Why did this deal have to happen at 3 AM? Why couldn't it happen at 3 PM, with cameras rolling and every senator on record? You know why. Because you didn't want your voters to see what surrender looks like. Here's my message: We saw it anyway. Stop hiding behind "Democrat obstruction." You're the Majority Leader. You set the schedule. You control the floor. You chose this outcome. Own it.

@GigglingGanon imagine the dude who marries this unhinged lunatic because he never saw this video. she should be in an asylum and away from people. Sedate immediately!

Imagine sitting in this class waiting for the professor to arrive only instead to see this girl take center stage in front of the class having this Benson level rage crashout. 😂 Completely unhinged and hilarious. 😁

Sometimes, I wonder why I do this work. I wonder why I work so hard to elect Republican majorities into office & — when we are in power — our very elected officials don’t wield or harness that power. I wonder why I lose sleep, miss family vacations, & put my personal life on hold, so wealthy Senators can go on paid vacations after not achieving the very promises they campaigned on. Sometimes, I wonder if they truly care about us & if they actually want to represent the will of the very people that elected them into positions of authority. I will tell you this: if the Senate ultimately does not pass the SAVE America Act, I will use all of the energy, hustle, & organizing efforts we used to elect these Senators into office as tools to peacefully & respectfully defeat them in their upcoming elections.