Michelle Robbins
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I think I know why everything sucks...
...and it's because everything is fake
We are getting fake college degrees that cost 4 years and six figures that teach you fake education and get you fake jobs.
We are eating fake food, with fake ingredients, funded by fake research.
We are scrolling through fake lives, with fake relationships, who take fake, curated vacations to promote brands that make fake products.
We are voting for fake candidates, who run on fake promises, inside a fake system that was never designed to fix anything.
We are raising kids in fake schools that teach fake history, fake science, which quietly produce fake adults who can't think for themselves.
We are watching fake news, about fake crises, produced by fake journalists, for fake outrage.
We are borrowing fake money that was printed from nothing, to fund a fake economy that would collapse in an afternoon if people stopped pretending it was real.
We are buying fake organic food that's just a paid label, and drinking fake juice with two percent juice in it, and putting fake cheese on cheeseburgers that's just "cheese product" on fake burger meat.
We are donating to fake nonprofits where the moeny never makes it to the people and then funding fake foreign aid that buys real weapons to prop up fake governments.
We are going to fake therapy that teaches fake coping skills instead of telling you hard truths.
We are buying fake furniture made of fake wood that's actually compressed sawdust and glue that looks like wood, ships in fourteen boxes with instructions written in a fake language that isn't quite any language, requires tools it doesn't include, takes 4 hours to build, wobbles on day 1, and is totally destroyed in 6 months.
We are downloading fake "free" apps that charge a subscription after three days for AI features that don't work, hidden behind a paywall we didn't see, protected by a privacy policy we didn't read, buried inside Terms of Service written by lawyers specifically so we wouldn't read them, that we agreed to by tapping a button the size of a thumbnail, that gave a company we've never heard of the right to sell our data to companies we'll never hear of, to build a profile on us we'll never see, to influence decisions we'll never know were made.
IT. IS. ALL. FAKE.
And we all yearn for what was once real.
Don't you remember? Did you forget?
There was a time with a simple handshake between men was a contract.
When bread went stale because... well, that's what real bread does!
When kids played outside all day until it was dark, and nobody tracked them.
When a family could live off a single income.
When music was made by people who LIVED something real and you could feel it.
When schools was HARD... and that was the point!
When doctors knew your name and your family, they even came to your house,
When you bought something once... and it was yours forever.
When the chair your grandmother bought once lasted 70 years and she passed it onto your dad.
And now nothing is real, and that's why everything sucks.
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British swimmer Rob Howens was in the water with his young daughter off New Zealand's North Island when a pod of dolphins unexpectedly surrounded them. According to witnesses and lifeguards, the dolphins formed a tight circle around them, repeatedly guiding them toward shore. Shortly after, a great white shark, approximately three meters long, was spotted nearby. For about 30 to 40 minutes, the dolphins maintained their formation, using tail slaps and jerky movements to scare the shark away. They only dispersed when the animal swam away, allowing the swimmers to return safely. This encounter is often cited as a powerful example of dolphins' social intelligence and their coordinated protective behavior toward humans.

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@PamelaPrestega2 @fasc1nate It’s such a touching song and it just seems fit! You should see my adorable 2 year old granddaughter dancing to it! Priceless! 💚💚
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At 3 a.m. one night in 1988, Hawaiian singer Israel Kamakawiwo'ole called a local studio and said he needed to record something immediately.
He pleaded with the engineer: "Please, can I come in? I have an idea."
Kamakawiwo'ole recorded the iconic historydefined.net/israel-kamakaw…

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@BobKrarup @fasc1nate Of course! If it opens one persons eyes to how beautiful JUST BEING ALIVE TRULY IS for me to share my testimony, then it makes every day of 13 years suffering all worth it. Every breath a gift! That’s the least I can do is share! 😉💚✝️♻️👏
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@ChloieSummer @fasc1nate My daily prayer is for just that. I’m so happy to be alive! I almost wish that everyone could experience what I did, in ICU with hours left to live, then finding out I did actually die and what followed……..it was a true miracle & makes the smaller things in life fade away! 💚♻️
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@MichelleR320 @fasc1nate May you always live in a world of peace.
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@KelleyBelle62 @fasc1nate Oh I’m so sorry for your loss. Indeed it is, never fails to envoke deep emotions in me and my heart. The Wizard of Oz has always been my very favorite movie! All 3 of my now grown children love it too, and my 2 precious granddaughters, 2 and 7 ask for it now! ❤️
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@MichelleR320 @fasc1nate This was played at my brother’s funeral, so beautiful
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🤭 Geez, I sorry lol! That’s something I was actually looking forward to haha. 🌪️👠🦁🛢️👨🌾🧙🏽♀️😭🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒
E Wills@Williams52905Ed
@MichelleR320 @fasc1nate Thanks now I can’t get it out of my head that I will be seeing Munchkins and Flying Monkeys instead of Angels
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@bad_leg @KurtSchlichter I think there is so many buried on the island itself. And don’t forget the 330 gallons of sulphuric acid. I don’t think I’ve felt sicker in all my life. I’ve cried for days. This is not normal…….why is the world acting like it is? Cue Savannah Guthrie’s Mom’s disappearance.
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OK, so where’s a kid with no teeth? Just one.
*INSERT CONVOLUTED EXPLANATION THAT MAKES NO SENSE HERE*
This is an idiotic moral panic, a collective stupidity on par with the 80s child abuse, derangement and QANON.
Melanie King@realmelanieking
They removed the children’s teeth so they couldn’t bite them while being raped and tortured. Epstein put his girlfriend and heir through dental school. But let’s “move on”. There’s nothing to see here. Did you know the Dow Jones is up?
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@realstewpeters This vile man. Look who he really is……….the man who tried to discredit Sandy Hook’s victims and parents. That was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard!
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Candace has officially broken Alex Jones.
Alex Jones@RealAlexJones
The Q Messiah Has Returned!!! 👑Candace Owens Officially Crowned As The Queen Of The Dark Q Realm!
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@lady_valor_07 Handmaids Tale. 100% hated when it ended. That good. 👍
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@TaraBull 5, except I think the Rock would almost be too much, he’s larger than life. 🤷🏻♀️ It could go either way. But Candace YESSSS! 6 wouldn’t be too awful either, Dave Grohl is a pretty cool cat! 😉
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