MonkeyMan speaks

I met #JeffGoldblum tonight. He called me a "young Sam Rockwell" and then we touched tips. ... finger tips. 👉👈

If you liked these, you may like some of my other designs on my @TeePublic store teepublic.com/user/monkeyman…

🐷🚫👑 #NoKings #EatTheRich

I can't be with my fellow Americans today, so we'll say it online with some of my originals #NoKings

Hey #Filmmakers & #Publishers! I have a supernatural comedy that is ready to meet the world - HollyWEIRD bit.ly/HollyWEIRDpitch A small-town girl moves to Hollywood only to find out that breaking into showbiz is more difficult than she expected & vampires are real.

Fix your hearts or die. #TwinPeaks

Dear billionaires, I just left a @ChappellRoan concert in Australia without committing a crime. This just goes to show that you CAN be a middle-aged white man on an island with underage girls and NOT sexually assualt them. #TheMoreYouKnow

Dear Hollywood, If you liked Sinners and The Studio. You're going to love my original #screenplay - HollyWEIRD! Vampires and Hollywood satire mashed together in the most ridiculous way. And it’s created without AI! Contact me directly with your questions or interest.

The Wait Is Over! BATMAN ’66 MEETS GODZILLA #3 Is Here! 13thdimension.com/the-wait-is-ov…

Batman Meets Godzilla Issue 3 drops tomorrow, 1/12/26, in celebration of the 60th anniversary of the Batman TV Series!

Mentally, I'm here.

I know it's self-indulgent, but happy birthday to me!

Also, he's on that damn list.

If you're wondering why the "peace prize president" and Kegsbreath dropping bombs on civilian.... 🛢🛢🛢💀🪖🔥👎 youtube.com/watch?v=ZiOxEy…

I'm feeling a little down about my art. I haven't sold an original piece all year. I can't find anyone interested in my writing either. I have the day job where I can create, but it's just not the same. #Aritsts, what do you do when you feel that your work is unappreciated?

In order to spread the word about my #screenplay, here is a #storyboard video. Pitch deck link in bio.#HollyWEIRD pitch: A young woman wants to be a big star but can’t get a break until she finds out that a Hollywood hunk is a vampire. #supernaturalcomedy #screenwriting

Meet Elsa Strom: she's smart, she's flirty, & she knows her way around a vat of latex. #elevatorpitch #WhatWeDoInTheShadows x #Clueless #indiefilm #screenwriting #investorwanted #goldengirls @anniepotts @joanjett #daria @sarahsquirm @chloebennett26 #aubreyplaza @HaileeSteinfeld

When does a midlife crisis kick in? Because I've written a screenplay, bought a new pair of Doc Martin's, and I'm debating on buying another drum kit.

The perfect gifts for civil disobedience this holiday season. #BlackFriday sale on my TeePublic store. ➡ teepublic.com/user/monkeyman…