A MAVERICK

10,000 Conversations Left Unsaid, 10,000 Small Moments of Hurt that go Unaddressed, 10,000 Misunderstandings that Build Walls instead of Bridges, A Marriage Ends in Divorce when there is 10,000 Fights that have Never been Had

@onu_slim There's no trade here,.... na to sleep till 1:45AM from 9:00PM

If someone showed you a legit side hustle pulling in about $500 between 2am and 6am, would you trade your sleep for it?

@Sugar_Pops_ I'm sure the smell fills the room more when he's pulling off his clothes,....

Guysssssss please what’s the cure to body odour? 😭 I have a young man that comes to my house almost every week and stays 2-3 days because my place is closer to his study center; but this boy smells like 💩. I’m not even joking. I’ve gotten him deodorant, new clothes, bath wash and sponge, perfume, but he still smells like 💩 and it’s driving me insane. Does anyone know what else I can do?

@NigeriaStories Oya put them for military nah,..... We go soon learn lesson!!

Over 700 Repentant T€rrorists Set For Reintegration Into Nigerian Society. Source: AIT report

@leeciabraimah @UnkleAyo Not only had sex but negotiating a greater curve sef,...... Talking Stage Una!!

@UnkleAyo I know you will read. Woman pls love yourself, talking stage, and he has already had sex, don’t you have boundaries? Don’t you know when to say no and stand on it? Do you know that he will move to the next victim? Pls pack yourself and run.

Dear Nigerian women, Your fellow Nigerian woman has a question for you. 🙏

@tjet33 @TadyJerry Change boxers after every bath,..... sometimes twice a day!!

@TadyJerry Washing your dick after peeing is overkill, and squatting to pee is just plain ridiculous, but changing boxers daily is absolutely very necessary... 🤌🏽 You shouldn't even wear one boxers for up to 24 hrs. And always wear breathable boxers, not those tight crotch hugging ones.

Wear one boxer daily Wash your dick after peeing Squat when you're peeing This is how they turn you men into women. They're telling you how to behave like women. You're not a woman that discharge unnecessary fluid that you need to change boxer daily. You don't pee all over your dickhead that you need to wash it like women wash their vaginas because they pee all over it. You don't have a vagina that scatters your pee when you do it. You pee straight, stand and pee. Discard every bullshit that wants to take away your masculinity, you hardly even smell, bath daily and smell nice.

@RudeBoi_S @Wizarab10 Some smell don't just stop at your nose, you'll feel them in your throat, like you're tasting it

I just read some @Wizarab10 anonymous tweets about bad 6x smell experience and it brought back negative memories. Many years ago, I was wooing one babe for some weeks and finally, she agreed to come see me. It was winter period, everywhere cold and windows all closed. I was happy that Konji will not kee me this winter. she informed me she was coming with her friend and was gonna use the bus, a 2 hour journey. I didnt wanna wait 2 hours. I said to her that I will pay her uber to my place, it was like 65pounds to come and thats 130pounds for coming and going. She came over with her friend, I welcomed them, offered them drinks and I was getting ready to take her to the room so we "pam pam pam"😁 We excused her friend in the living room and headed to the room, put on love song by 'dvsn' and we kissed. We started to undress. My weapon got so hard, I felt it was gonna injure me sef. Next thing she removed her trousers and undies together and thats when it hit Me! What I smelt that day, I had never smelt that in my life. That smell was a spirit, it had hands and I kid you not, It slapped Me! I couldn't breathe! As I opened my mouth to talk, I could taste it!🥲🥲 person fit use that smell chop bole roasted plantain! omo, I just couldnt believe it and i didnt want her to feel bad! I just said to her that the room was hot and I opened my window! winter couldnt even save me! winter breeze smelt that smell and didnt enter my room, winter was scared! I just found a way to politely discharge her by telling her I couldnt find my CD and can not do the do without my CD. becos I knew I had spent a lot of money, I just told her to give me some Gawk Gawk before she left🤧 I dont know if she knew what I knew, I have no idea.

@samo_skey Study your route/environment very well,..... in some places, if e don pass 10pm, sleep where you are or use uber

I took the last Danfo from Oshodi last night. I shouldn't be alive. It was 11:45 PM. Heavy rain. I was the only passenger left, sitting in the very back. Something felt wrong from the moment I entered. The conductor hadn't asked for my money. The driver hadn't spoken a single word. He was just staring straight ahead, driving recklessly fast through the downpour. We drove right past my stop. "Owa o!" I shouted. "Driver, I'm dropping here!" The bus sped up. The engine roared, drowning out the rain. I banged on the rusted metal divider. Nothing.

@Maraneje1 Seriously,.... It's not even about winning but gameplay

I cannot remember the last time I enjoyed Arsenal match

@kenkenlewu You sef get issues,..... "you felt small" made small by people way smaller than you

I opened my gate this morning to drive out and noticed three ladies taking pictures right in front of our house. I signaled to them that I needed to come out, but they pleaded with me to give them a few minutes. I agreed and waited. A few minutes turned into almost 20 minutes. Every time I signaled again, they kept saying, “Just a little more time, we’re taking birthday pictures.” At that point, I was already running late, so I told their keke driver to pack properly so I could drive out. He moved, and I was finally able to come out. After driving out, I came down to close the gate. As I was about to leave, one of the girls suddenly rushed back again just to strike another pose with my car. I didn’t say anything. I just entered my car and started it. Then I heard one of them say; “See the kind of car she’s even driving sef… even if they gift me, I won’t take it.” I sat in my car for a second before driving off. A ₦7 million car. My money. My car. And somehow, I still felt small.

@AdageorgeA A lot of them are actually like that,..... keeping in touch sort of means that you're one of their preys from back home even when there are no indication of that in anyway

My friend travelled out of the country 7 Years ago. He stop responding to my message on Facebook and also even if I commented on his post, he doesn't reply.. Last night he messaged me on TikTok, telling me to go and see his mom, that she wasn't feeling well and he is sending all his money.. I told him to send his younger sister, which I know is still in Nigeria, he said is suspecting that they are playing him. Well I told him that whatever happened to his mom, its his family business.. Then I blocked him on TikTok and Facebook.. You guys should have sense

@DearS_o_n Everything Dies!

Pitch me your best advice in 2 words

@ObaDeleke Even if you comot the LAND and e remain only ICE,.... We still dey move

Opportunity for free japa but the only country is Iceland. Are you taking it?

@Nig_Farmer Hope this ain't affecting you directly or otherwise,....

This is a heartbreaking development 😔😢😭 What is happening in our beloved Katsina is more than sad. Bandits Demand 700 Cattle, 1,000 Sheep, Give Six-day Ultimatum Bandits wrote a letter to farming communities in Kankia LG & have been thrown into panic & unrest following a six-day ultimatum from bandits demanding 700 cattle and 1,000 sheep. Reports indicate that at least 10 villages have been completely deserted with people relocating to Katsina town, Kano and or Kaduna. 700 cattle and 1,000 sheep burst my brain! 🤯. Sometimes I wonder what these bandits do with all these large numbers of livestock. How do you move 1,700 animals and not be sighted or be slowed down for our military to catch up. My cry is to the govt to please address this thing decisively! We can't have illegals dictating and taxing our hardworking rural communities. This is not good at all. Northern leaders need to address this bandit issue, I feel the Northern leaders are nonchalant about it. Katsina was once a bubbling state with lots of great stuff is now a shadow of itself. It's a big shame!

@seyikanbai This one na money laundering scope,..... e fit be advert sha

“The first ever money I made was from NYSC and it was ₦3,600. While others were spending their allawee, I was thinking of investing. Now I earn $300,000 just to sew a single cloth.” — Billionaire Fashion Designer, Seyi Vodi

@AgbawoGracious Ogbomoso

I’m still looking for a standard 3 bedroom POP apartment with a budget of ₦350k . Where in Nigeria can I find one? 😪

@EkwonwaUzoma @Tripple____M Can you win every other game,..... I don't know a team in the epl that thus Arsenal can beat in this form

@Tripple____M We don’t need to win. A draw will suffice. Win every other game. The best way to channel our feelings is for all of us to stick with the team and support them till the very end. Backing rival fans in criticising the coach and players doesn’t help—it only fuels the negativity

Arsenal fans only, do you think we will beat Manchester City next week?

@Tripple____M IMPOSSIBLE!!

Not doing "Next Season" with Arsenal, if All fails

@DrSammie_Petoye @mrbayoa1 This is IMPOSSIBLE,..... Not this current team,...... Tuesday is almost here, we'll see again!!

@mrbayoa1 My boss Mr Bayo, I love to read your epistle, it’s so inspiring. You didn’t lie at all, Chelsea is useless 🤣🤣🤣 It’s easier for a donkey to go through a needle than Arsenal beating City anyways 🌚🌚

Depending on a useless Chelsea team is not an option. As an Arsenal fan, if we’re going to win the league, we should go to Manchester City’s ground and beat them, it’s that simple. That way, when we win the Premier League, we can proudly say we did it ourselves, nobody helped us!

@Tripple____M Gameplay is super pathetic but it's still a 10!!

0-10, how confident are you of winning the League?