MysteriousEntry

@HunterBiden follows nobody on here. So naturally, he has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible and follow me, an absolute nobody.

Call me crazy, but I think Arnaldi withdrawing is BS. It was an all-Italy semifinal, he withdrew because they thought Cobolli had the best change of beating Zverev in the final and wanted him to be well rested.

These fuckin idiots think we’re stupid

@Kynstagram @HQNewsNow Alas, he did briefly open his eyes

@HQNewsNow Don't be so negative about it and look on the bright side He might actually be dead

Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep during his 3pm Oval Office announcement

Met a young person who can't find a job bc of AI. His mom is sick and needs home care. He drives Uber to pay rent, but is barely getting by. I told him the White House pool is going to be longer than skyscrapers and he burst out crying. "Thank you sir," he said, "I needed that."

Watching an episode of ER from 1996, and you know that cognitive test Trump is always bragging about acing? Well the doctors just administered it to - get this - a DEMENTIA patient.

@phils_ball @TerribleJyon @Emolclause I think they really shifted their sound with Magma though. I wouldn’t have any problem classifying everything prior to that as death metal. Maybe progressive death metal.

@MysteriousEntry @TerribleJyon @Emolclause Yeah it’s definitely progressive or groove. Magma is the album I listened to most and it’s almost liie avante-garde in some ways

#BREAKING: MSNOW: “You are willing at this point to forego basically EVERY conservative issue, and let the Senate fall into the hands of Democrats if that’s what it takes to kill [AI] data centers?” Hood County TX Conservative voter: “Yup. My entire community is going to break ranks.”😳

A statement from the President, Arwa Elrayess:

@Emolclause As much as I would love to believe she is an actual conservative voter ready to break ranks, she’s wearing a Gojira shirt. That just doesn’t track

@phils_ball @TerribleJyon @Emolclause Legit question, what subgenre would you say Gojira is, if not death metal? Prog?

@TerribleJyon @Emolclause Death metal????? 😂brother, learn your subgenres

@Halfie_Tano @michaelatbat @TennisChannel I mean they say it multiple times during every broadcast any time Hawkeye comes up. All you have to do is watch and they’ll tell you it’s 3mm.

@michaelatbat @TennisChannel It would be really useful if you could point to the source of the 3mm standard error.

Was Ruud robbed? 🚨 The chair umpire missed an out call which would have given Casper the second set over Fonseca ⤵️ #RolandGarros

Guys guys, leave him alone, he’s a WARFIGHTER 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@pictoshi @BShulkes @UnderdogNFL @SNYGiants What are some of the left-leaning policies/beliefs you support?

@BShulkes @UnderdogNFL @SNYGiants I’m as middle as it gets, certainly not on the right. It’s called deductive reasoning. Nobody publicizes their distain for a teammate like this if they aren’t politically manipulated. There’s no objective truth bad enough to create that tension.

Abdul Carter when asked if Jaxson Dart apologized, via @SNYGiants: "Nah, I don't want him to say he's sorry. Stand on what you believe in, but it can't be a problem when I stand on what I believe in.

@NYJ_Jeff @richardopls @SNYGiants @SNYtv You know what, you’re right, he WAS a much better president in his first term. Problem is, he was already the worst president in history in his first term.

@richardopls @SNYGiants @SNYtv To be fair, Trump was a much better president in his first term

Jaxson Dart issues a detailed statement on his decision to introduce Donald Trump and the impact that it has had on the Giants and his teammates

FEDERAL JUDGE ORDERS TRUMP NAME REMOVED FROM KENNEDY CENTER BUILDING

Twitter desperately needs a downvote button

Multibillionaire Ken Griffin just gave $2,500,000 to Susan Collins’s super PAC (after she voted four times to cut his taxes). I look forward to raising Ken Griffin’s taxes, and banning him, and all billionaires, from buying elections.

@JVG_USA @scumofthenba @gwheeler1 @budybet I would honestly say the more scummy thing was to make his opponent play out the entire match in the heat instead of retiring when he knew he couldn’t play.

@scumofthenba @gwheeler1 @budybet Nobody here has called him a quitter.. To take a medical timeout when your opponent is up 0-40 on you, that’s scummy as fuck. You can even agree with that. He kept competing and I respect that. This is a common thing for him though. He needs to figure it out

For those who missed Sinner's match, this video from the 4th set says it all.

@JVG_USA @scumofthenba @gwheeler1 @budybet Tbf it wasn’t really Sinner’s fault, it was the chair umpire’s. He was honest, she gave him the option, and he took it. He was definitely given preferential treatment though and that absolutely needs to be addressed.

Not the largest ratio I’ve ever seen, but definitely the most brutal 😂