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girl, you drafted Barrett Hayton over Quinn Hughes. Stop lying to these nice people.

@Megatron934 "the mammoth official account posted a jack mcbain thirst trap" is not what i expected to see today

hey utah mammoth im sorry HUH?! 💀😮‍💨😅 goodness gravy 🤌🏻👏🏻

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@tomwilsonglazer i may or may not have been the person to tell tom wilson's lawyer about the situation

crazy things are happening

@seiderstories yzerplanner has me in tears

this fanfic shit easy asf

2026 playoffs mitch marner: secrets will be revealed if i win. xoxo gossip girl seth jarvis: im probably poly but i have a scf so idrc about that rn jakub dobeš: EITHER SHOOT ON GOAL OR SHOOT ME am34 if he had hair instead of internalized homophobia:

getting annoyed that the Larkin to Utah trade convos are using the same tired line as the Matthews and McDavid trade convos, like it's just "giving Utah a captain" We HAVE a captain, a GOOD one. His name is Clayton Keller. Best that y'all start remembering that.

2 things that are good on the PK: 1. the Carolina Hurricanes 2. the color of that silky pink matching set

I'm sorry that my failteam couldn't stop this from happening by taking out Vegas in round 1 😭💔 we tried our best

The Mammoth drew blood on multiple Vegas players in round 1 game 1. Carolina, copy that instead of our horrible power play please

Aho is kind of the JJ Peterka of his own playoffs Does not do shit. Total ghost on the ice. Should be benched.

Mikhail Sergachev #TusksUp spoke today at the economic forum in Saint Petersburg and shared new details about the Match of the Year 2026. We're getting mixed teams, which is already very interesting. And I also translated a clip of his speech from the forum

@BagleyKSLsports There's still time to delete this and try again

Who says no? #TusksUp

@BagleyKSLsports I think we should make the call, but not necessarily to get Larkin on our team. Detroit now has a center vacancy and Cossa available, and we have Hayton and a desperate need for a solid 1B goaltender.

Larkin reportedly wants out of Detroit. Should Utah make a phone call? What would be a fair trade?

@bearmandrysdale New rule: we can only have a Keller Crashout if it's before 9 pm local time on non-game days

no because i dont think ill ever get over how brutally underrated clayton keller is and how nobody talks about the comeback he had from a nearly career ending injury or the openness he has about his mental health or him playing just days after his grandfather and father died

F: Keller, Guenther, Cooley, Schmaltz, Crouse, Yamamoto, McBain D: Sergachev, Schmidt, Marino G: Veggie (obviously)

i'm so fucking gay that when the Jack Adams winner was announced today and it was Jon Cooper (despite not being his best year BY FAR), my first thought was "this is just like when Cher won the Oscar for Moonstruck (1987) because she was robbed for Mask (1985) and everyone knew it

I don't care, standing up for an already-injured Jack McBain when McBain always stands up for everyone else was good behavior on Crouse's part and good for team culture. Set the fucking tone 🫡

I understand it probably cost us the game, but in retrospect, Lawson Crouse lurking around the penalty box and literally waiting for the door to open so he could beat Tom Wilson's ass the second he stepped out was the funniest shit ever.