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House thread house thread

@sweetestgator Tbh i know paying movers is pricy but it’s worth its weight in gold. I’ve moved ~14 times in the last 15 years and this last time i paid movers and let me tell you, I’ll never do it any other way ever again But beyond that, vacuum space saver bags and wardrobe boxes

DROP YOUR BEST MOVING TIPS!!! I have 1 week to pack up everything!

@saaarbrens Exactlyyy

@NotAsian_Tyler Same, just a random combination of numbers and letters that’s ingrained in my brain so might as well keep using

I still use my HS freshman year randomized computer password for most of my passwords

@family__jules This clocks

just had an interview. the first thing i did was shake his hand. the SECOND thing i did was step up on the table and use his resume and a cup to capture a wasp and take it outside.

@saaarbrens It’s been some variation of that for years

@NotAsian_Tyler Impressive

Where do i sign up?

@rosalieannabell I can NOT with the cuteness

@alleiigh Atta babe proud of you #girlboss

@NotAsian_Tyler Just put on my heels and I’m walking like Bambi. #career #smart #professional

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@alleiigh I’ll pencil you in for lunch. Dirty martinis and 9mm on the menu.

@NotAsian_Tyler Yeah homie has to go speak on a panel this morning lmfao but I think afternoon should work

@SteveCampy Or a solid bar of copper. Or a $3k omega seamaster.

@NotAsian_Tyler I—

Facebook marketplace is fantastic because you can buy someone’s grandmothers used Tupperware and also a Lamborghini

@SteveCampy Or 1300 gallons of laundry detergent

@NotAsian_Tyler And a new 5 wood

The most unintentionally funny part about this sequence is everyone’s burning to death and then some dude just gets bonked on the head

@TBFlyer I thought to myself “surely if i hit a flighted 5 iron (185 club) here i should be good for 140” and it barely clung to the front of the green

@NotAsian_Tyler Couple of years ago I hit my 190 club from 100 yards out into a crazy wind. Flushed it. Came up short. I don’t think I’ll ever forget that shot.

It was so windy on the course today that i both hit 5 iron into a 140 yard par 3, and made the green in 2 on a 590 yard par 5

The 310 driver was awesome, but the 280 3 wood got me so fired up

Mowed. I draw the line at edging though

I think my neighbor is deployed rn. Her lawn is super overgrown. Is it weird if i go mow it for her?

@wontbeurdrug Mommmmmmmmy

mommy is fookin tired