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John Denver's full of shit man

Pre Drinking Canada day W @Likes18

Girls: ur hair is amazing Me: yea I know. Go away.

@N_Durstt They win the cup Dart guy gets a ring

If any of my neighbors follow me on twitter sorry about the yelling #LeafsCaps #CanadaFerda

Yeah, me by 8:30 pm tonight after inhaling Irish booze like a god damn asshole

@B1glarry If you're gunna be dumb you gotta be tough Happy Birthday btw larry

@Kicker_16 I need the scoop on this one holy fuck

@katiearchamblt sucks to suck eh

There are 4 deer 20 feet off of my deck rn. To try to ride or not

@katiearchamblt No

Chris Phillips is on the patio at the cove. Not bad

@NickKato1 can't kill a legend babe

@NickKato1 send me the number and pin. Ill only buy like 5 or 9 truck parts

Slapped my rear bumper when getting into my truck and some old lady looked at me weird. I thought everyone slapped bae's ass

Blew up a diamond saw into my leg today #DrinkinAboutIt

Hi Dad

I forgot how great How I Met Your Mother is. Thank you Netflix

I need another beer but my cat is asleep on my chest. Someone help