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Whenever a fire truck attends a fire and doesn’t have water in it or a telescopic ladder to reach upper floors, always remember that this is where the money went.

Thank God

Is gbaja a thief?

Lmao. I’m curious pls; what was the search query here? 🫠🤭

does your mother know you’re a thief ?

Me I go kuku repost

Ah ok o. Hope na burner sha.

We've been building Calabar-Itu road since I was a boy. God sees all🥲

The accuracy tho 😭

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WE LOSE WHEN IT COUNTS, WHEN IT MATTERS WE ALWAYS BOTTLE IT. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE MEANINGLESS STATS, NO ONE WILL REMEMBER IT IN 20 YEARS TIME

Hold his neck

“Two weeks ago my husband started complaining that our baby's nose smelled bad. I thought it was just cough and catarrh, so we bought some drugs, but the smell didn't stop. Last Friday it got worse—the nose smelled often. My husband checked and saw a bit of catarrh inside, but when I looked, it didn't look like catarrh—it looked like something else. We took the baby to the hospital. The doctor said there was something inside his nose. They gave him an injection to sleep, and when he fell asleep, the doctor used a tool to pull out a very big piece of nylon from his nose (you can see the photo—so big!). I still don't know how he put it in there without anyone seeing. The doctor said if they hadn't removed it right then, they'd have had to cut his nose to get it out. I've been in shock since last Friday and haven't posted about it. I'm just so grateful—help me thank God, because I don't know what I'd do if anything had happened. Grateful to God”🙏🏽🙏🏽

It’s 2026 and an Astronaut is posting on X from a spacecraft that is over halfway to the moon. Yet the Nigerian government and INEC wants you to Believe the “BVAS won’t work due to network failure that is beyond their control and unsolvable”.

“On the Moon is a photo of my family. I pray it reminds you that we and America and all of the world are cheering you on.” Apollo 16 astronaut Charlie Duke recorded a message for the Artemis II crew. Fitting that they hear his words as they close in on their lunar destination.

For those asking about why we keep seeing the Artemis 2 crew working out even though it's a 10 day mission. Astronauts exercise two hours every day in space. Within hours of entering microgravity your fluids stop pooling in your legs and shift toward your head. Puffy face, stuffy nose, legs shrinking. Your body interprets this as having too much blood and starts reducing volume within the first day or two. By the end of week one your muscles and bones have started breaking down because gravity is gone and your body sees no reason to maintain tissue it isn't using. The bones that spent your entire life resisting gravity simply stop being loaded and begin to deteriorate at rates comparable to osteoporosis.

bro was just born and went straight to retirement