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“Sleepless in Tokyo” is out now!!! youtu.be/2vmjSGVsY9I

@warriorsworld We’ll always have that Zarko game where he went off against the Rockets, and we thought he was gonna be good lmao

Post/Zingis

@AndyKHLiu Facts hahahaha

@PKeysPKeys Elite friendzone that guy lol

New season of Singles Inferno 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

It shouldn’t bother me, but I get so irritated when people use the word “literally” over and over for no reason while telling a story. This is a recent trend, cuz we weren’t using this word as a filler until a few years ago. Please stop.

Don’t give a fukk been doin it since I was a kid and won’t stop now.

@FitFounder Just watched your latest video. So good. And your tweets have kept me motivated to keep pushing my body forward. Just subscribed. Thanks man!

The moment you stop lifting, running, jumping and sprinting is the moment you become older.

Rewatched this during the pandemic and had to laugh at 3 white boys with a Japanese ninja grandpa, and the title track to the sequel is a song from early 90’s kpop group Seo Taiji and Boys. Confused much?

Serious question. Not talking shit. Can someone explain to me the appeal of watching these streamers who just film themselves doing regular shit all day? And why are they famous for that. I need to know

@mmmadeofgold My bad damn sorrrrryyyyyy

Every cosplaying western aesthetic always has such small cowboy hats every time Commit, you fools

@MattMahanSJ @Crypto_Georgist @CAgovernor While I understand that logic, how about acknowledging that San Jose is collecting 22x more tax dollars than Campbell. It should not take months to have a 311 call responded to. Sure would be nice to hear from someone in office that that is unacceptable.

It’s precisely because smaller cities ban camping and abate encampments faster without providing solutions that San Jose finds itself on the frontline of this crisis. Small cities push the problem onto big cities — that’s why Mayor Mahan has been asking @CAgovernor for a statewide fair share mandate that requires all cities, big or small, to do their part. Whether they build shelter or pay into the shelter system of larger cities, we can’t expect a few big cities to solve the crisis of homelessness for the entire state. Our city is 30x larger than Campbell and has about 22x as many people. Our outreach workers and police officers can’t drive every mile of every street each day as much as we wish they could. We simply don’t have the capacity to do what smaller cities are able to — but it’s exactly what they are doing that makes our crisis worsen. If you’d like to join the Mayor in advocating for a fair share approach statewide, let me know! We’d also be happy to talk to you about reforms needed within our justice system so that people committing crimes aren’t immediately released back onto the streets. We need your advocacy and support to make big change like this! Thanks again for reaching out — Tasha, Team Mahan

I’m tired of my fellow Democrats crying authoritarianism whenever they disagree with something — that is something that shouldn’t be taken lightly or used as a catchall for discontent. The point of our Pay for Performance initiative is not that we agree on every program or policy — the point is that we agree on outcomes and hold ourselves accountable for reaching them. We all have different ideas about how to end homelessness or increase community safety but the fact that we have to meet those goals shouldn’t be up for debate — it’s what our community has demanded again and again. The fear-mongering needs to stop — accountability for our elected officials needs to start. I hope San Jose voters are paying attention to which of their leaders are ready to be held accountable and which ones don’t want their pay tied to progress on the issues you elected them to solve. I certainly am.

@Crypto_Georgist @MattMahanSJ While I’m with you in supporting Matt, let’s take a look at the town that borders my neighborhood. Not a single illegal RV allowed to squat in Campbell. I work in Saratoga. Never seen a single RV. Illegally dumped stolen cars are towed away within days. Why can’t we have the same

@PKeysPKeys @MattMahanSJ Mahan is doing all he can. You gotta remember that a large percentage of politicians want homeless and criminals free to do anything on public streets and call Mahan a racist, heartless, evil person for wanting them to stop

@MattMahanSJ We’re located off Borello Drive. A quiet residential neighborhood where kids play. A quick look will show you arrests were made last year, as RV’s were dealing drugs on our street. Yet they’re allowed to come back and squat for months on end with no action whatsoever?

Hi @PKeysPKeys, thanks for reaching out — we’re also frustrated by the RV situation on our streets. Part of the solution is updating our OLIVE program and creating SJPD’s Neighborhood Quality of Life unit, who will enforce our updated Code of Conduct if the Council passes the budget next week. But, we have a lot more work to do. Would you be able to share the specific location where these RVs are parked? Our team can circle back with more information and next steps. Thanks again for flagging this for us. — Sammi, Team Mahan

The fact that a 6 pack of non alcoholic Heineken costs $2 more than a 6 pack of regular Heineken is an absolute crime against humanity. I’m tryna refrain from drinking but yall making it difficult!

Feeling so proud and accomplished cuz I never changed the clock on my car from the last time change, and realized today my clock is now the correct time.

Crushed by the news of Angie Stone passing away. When I was living alone in Seoul during the early 2000’s, her Mahogany Soul album got me through some rough times. So many memories of blasting that album on the subway with my iPod.

Somebody gonna have to tell who the hell this Montoya is I keep seeing everyone talk about on the timeline

@Sheridanblog Happy birthday my brotha. Enjoy your passion for the team and definitely enjoy your rants hahahaha

43 years old. What an incredible journey it's been so far. I love life for all it's taught me through good and bad. Couldn't feel this way without meeting God along the way. Eternally grateful 🙏 Thank you for following me on this app through thick and thin. It's been a wild ride. If you can lend me a couple of minutes to read this, I appreciate you. Basketball is my life passion and what I love the most (besides the people in my life). Laying eyes on MJ as a kid changed my life forever. He showed me everything I needed to see to fall for the game, hook, line, and sinker. Utter greatness in every sense of the word. Inspiring. After he retired, I kept watching the NBA casually, wondering if a transcendent player like him would ever show up again. Kobe came along, but he was copy of MJ. I needed an original. The other guy came along, but his game was full of holes. Then came @StephenCurry30. His originality instantly caught my attention, and by the end of his rookie year, I was sold. I was convinced this is the guy who would take over the league (provided they moved Monta). I spent roughly $15K I didn't have at the time to invest into his rookie basketball cards, all in his rookie year. That's how sold I was. I've since watched Curry for 15 years. Religiously. Incredibly great times. He'd been the greatest show on the planet and the only other player besides MJ that has moved my emotions in a powerful way. There have been many greats, but none of them made me want to stop everything I'm doing to watch a basketball game. I am drawn to true greatness. There's too much to do in life to give my time to something unless I see God-level greatness, and Curry has been that, all things considered. Needless to say, the last 3 years have been mostly pain, but I plan on seeing through the career of a player that is pound for pound an equal to MJ through good and bad. I've invested 15 years of my own life and ain't about to stop now. As you know if you follow me, I fancy myself as a citizen journalist and have been covering Warriors games on my youtube channel this year (was in obscure NBA media for 5 years). With God energy flowing through my veins, I fear nothing, thereby am able to speak the truth without worrying about stepping on toes. If there's one thing I can ask of you, especially if you follow and support me on my day of birth, it's to subscribe to my YouTube channel and follow my journey. I do post-game coverage with some film work for now, but over time, I will provide the truth about Curry's career in a unique way and you won't get that kind of coverage from anywhere else in the world. If you read all of this, I truly appreciate your time. If you want my follow, say the word and you got it. The link is below. Hit that subscribe button 🙏 youtu.be/cOa8f8VMbxk?si…

Warriors so ass… that is all.

@dieworkwear @dkayofficial_ Followed you long ago for the amazing fashion advice, and discovery of brands I’d never heard of. Stayed for the hilarious clap backs. Keep doing you.

@dkayofficial_ But you're a perfect example of what I'm talking about. 30 years ago, a luxury fanny pack would have been deemed "gay." Seinfeld even did a bit on it ("It's European," Jerry said). But now men use homophobia as a cudgel while not recognize they copied "gay fashion."

Grown man discussing how other men should dress all day Doing intricate thesis into male sexuality and it’s impact on clothing Hit the oil rig, ‘Derek’ 👍🏼