Paul D

@TedFriendlyGuy Give us a good Dad joke please.

@TedFriendlyGuy Relevant:

@YowPDIcafe Looks like a broken link.

@TedFriendlyGuy What do I win? Nah you’re a good follow. Enjoy the strong majority of your tweets. Today is a nice day and I am happy too.

@TedFriendlyGuy First tweet I agree with!

Hey @Sportsnet I wanted to watch the Blue JAYS not this blue SCREEN

@jonmcewen31 YES!! Would love to join and meet some new Sens friends. Im 44 and have 3 kids and I promise to bring none of them to the game. (Ok maybe my daughter)

I know we'll have a couple extra tickets for this suite, and I think it's a great opportunity to share with the community and make some sens friends. So if you're interested in coming leave a comment and I'll draw names later this week if there's interest! #GoSensGo

@LalimesMartian large for me!

🚨FREE JERSEY GIVEAWAY!🚨 I will be giving away a pro-stitch Thomas Chabot Adidas jersey To enter to win: - Follow me - RT & Like this tweet 🔁♥️ - Comment your jersey size below💬 I will randomly select the winner on Saturday, April 1st before the Sens vs Leafs game #GoSensGo

This one is doing absolutely huge business with people who don't get jokes but like being mad online. (But the other 3% of twitter seemed to enjoy it.)

@BonksMullet @SensMotB Do you offer payments plans?

Two more goals is another $1200+ to @SensMotB. Sorry for bankrupting all of you. At least it will curb inflation.

@BonksMullet @SensMotB Old timers being the third best kind of timer. I hope we can agree on this.

@Pauld78 @SensMotB Heck ya, the best kind of timer. Actually one-timers are pretty sweet. You are the second best kind of timer.

🚨 We have 2 free tickets for tonight's Sens games up for grabs in the 100s! 🚨 Thanks to an anonymous donor, everyone who pledges $9/Sens goal tonight to @SensMotB will be entered into a draw for the tickets. The cutoff is 3 pm ET! 👉 Pledge here: forms.gle/sUzTtGAiR8iStG…

I think that is the reason. Because the & needs to be followed by some other descriptor and can’t be used alone.

@Capital_Gains65 F Nay

@jonjones Us too. But it brought us to your twitter handle so we’ll be forever thankful for that.

I'm actually going to miss this.

@TomSENS I used JMD pools. Highly recommend.

Anyone have a recommendation for an inground pool installer in Ottawa?

@PuckAndBadJokes As one of your twitter people who is currently sick, I am also happy COVID is over…

I swear a third of my Twitter people have been sick in the last week or two. Thank god COVID is over or this would be worrisome.

@CassiieD I’d go for something with an Nvidia 1660 at a minimum. Cost is around $1300 - $1500. Recommend something Like this: bestbuy.ca/en-ca/product/…

“Jaworski, your timing and touch have never been better but that’s the worst fucking haircut I’ve ever seen.”