The Third Joe
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The Third Joe
@PerryPerihelion
Tweeting in a kind of obsolete vernacular.

they will kill you // 2026

The FCC is gearing up to launch a formal review of the broadcast licenses granted to Disney’s eight owned ABC stations over complaints about Jimmy Kimmel‘s joke about Melania Trump looking like an "expectant widow." The FCC, headed by Trump appointee Brendan Carr, “is moving toward a review of Disney’s broadcast licenses, according to people familiar with the matter, a maneuver that would up the pressure on the ABC owner as it faces fierce scrutiny from the administration — again — over a late night monologue,” per a report by Semafor. variety.com/2026/tv/news/t…

The Last Jedi is the second best Star Wars movie, but unbearable fans won't accept it until the movie becomes "Nostalgia" and Luke's hero's journey is beautiful.


Dave McCary’s rom-com ‘THE CATCH’ starring Emma Stone and Chris Pine will be released in theaters on May 21, 2027.

suburbs breed insane antisocial behaviour towards everyone and we’re just supposed to live and let live

Jack Black says Toy Story was an amazing trilogy until "they fucked up and made Toy Story 4" "Toy Story 3 was fantastic" (via youtube.com/watch?v=oBax-0…)


somebodys opinion on malignant is a very good gauge of their taste level actually


melatonin is so awesome. do i sleep better? no. but i also get to have very disturbing dreams





