pessimistic prophet

@KitsuneroVT ...punctuation is important

I can‘t believe I developed hayfever as an adult man 😭 My face is so itchy omfg

@ymyuumeilyn Let me go next

chudai🩵

@ick_real Imposter narcissism

WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE SUPER INSECURE BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU CAN WALK INTO A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE AND THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE??

@av_g59 Ya but wash it first

do i let him eat my ass

@daph_vt I want to make you leak.

want some leek?

@myao_nyaa_ I would give you so many uppies

✌🏻

@StefanMolyneux Someone never studied with the Jehovah's Witnesses. You know the people known for cultish adherence to everything the Bible says.

I've been to a fair number of Church services over the past few years. Not one mention anywhere of anything that might challenge or upset the ladies.

@_Angel_Fu_ Start an OF ill do BG videos with you

セクシー女優に挑戦とか！AVとか出ようかな( • ᆺ • ) どうせ人間死ぬし、やってみるのもあり♡♡

@danielgothits Well.. if she has the savings from 500k/yr and wants to stop working and use that to fund the stay at home process..

Lol it’s 2026 and women still don’t understand what makes a guy want to marry someone

@Kingsle24602644 @Leonard18_X Scarlett witch obliterates all these hoes lol

Who you got? Atom Eve, Scarlet Witch, Jean Grey, Starfire.

@ChibiReviews I see it

Shadowban test.. can you see this? I think they changed how shadowbans work now. That one site no longer works to see if you are anymore

@ZoomerRestore @StefanMolyneux There's no feeling or bleeding on the circumcision day.

I just realized something. During circumcision, babies are given pacifiers to prevent them from screaming. This may cause them to associate nursing with extreme pain and stress, which is why circumcised babies struggle to breastfeed from their mothers.

@aaliyahvtuber_ Because it usually means paying for something they don't want

why are men always ok with doing nothing for their birthday?

@deeslifex ... him showing up made you want to stay on a date with someone else?

My husband passed away three years ago. I finally went on a date last night. I felt so guilty I almost left. Then, a cardinal landed on the fence right next to us. My husband always said he’d come back as a bird to check on me. I stayed for dessert.

@Franc1pct Bitch I've been jerking off for 2 decades straight and i still have sex multiple times a week just fine. You're just weak shit

As an ex‑masturbator, here's the truth. · You won't dislike pussy, you'll WORSHIP it. Put it on a pedestal. You'll stop seeing women and start seeing body parts. · Your erection process gets MESSED UP. You'll find yourself with a woman and not perform because your brain is wired to pixels, not presence. · Delayed ejaculation you can have sex for an hour but not finish unless you're watching p*rn or using your hand. That's a real sickness. · Appetite? You won't lose it. You'll be HUNGRY in a sick, twisted way even when you're not hungry. Don't let anyone tell you masturbation is harmless. I lived the damage.

@rioforeigners Yep

◀︎これが こう▶ こういうの好き？

@maybeurwifie DM me your top 3 hentai tags and we'll read them together

I mean it

@JaneneH38606 My tongue has pretty good endurance

私のせーよくモンスター級だけど相手にできそ？笑

@Raven_Vtube DM someone you want to marry a pic of you and say please buy this forever

i want a boyfriend but i cant even talk to people bro what do i even do

@Nexiraluv In heat

We need a better word for horny that sounds gorgeous and elegant