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@carlo1034517828 what’s exactly going on here

@PeyMickey i'm cooking or no?

@helloimevil true...

@skraxxy 80% of our fanbase can be largely ignored also a roster that was considered a QB away isn’t magically bad with that cap hit so yea

I don't have anything against the Broncos but really, two concepts that don't necessarily overlap

@WeAreMicahPottr me when i lie

Cardinals have a negative run differential

Happy Freedom Day! 💙❤️

@PeyMickey Not juiced Libby’s just turbodogshit

Manfred please give us juiced balls in front of a World Cup crowd

Did someone order a fucking baller?

What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!

@TrollinArenado chaim cloning lab saved my life

For those who are curious, here are the MLB comps for qualified hitters with a similar plate approach (avgEV >90mph, HH% > 50%, zCon% < 90%, chase > 35%)

(I admit this is pretty unscientific because MLB pitching is better)

if Baez continues to make consistently hard contact as a free swinger I take the gamble. When you take off the filters for hard contact, you get a much wider range of outcomes.

If I'm reading this right, America is giving Iran $300 billion dollars, unfreezing billions more, ending all sanctions, acknowledging Iranian hegemony over the Hormuz, and in exchange we got to kill an 86 year old man, make gas more expensive, and blow up an elementary school.

4 total teams in the NL are under .500 while being under .500 in the AL can get you a playoff spot man

Can the waitress in red lobsters plz bring me another dr.pepper >:(

A FOUR @LennysSubs LONGBALL GAME FOR JOSHUA BÁEZ!!!!! IT SIMPLY CANT GET BETTER!!!! #LennysLongball

Meanwhile in Memphis: Joshua Baez is 3-for-3 with three home runs. It is just the bottom of the fifth inning. #stlcards #redbirds