Pleasure Technician

Went to visit one last time. Store was already closed. Disappointing. Good bye porn store.

Just realized how I won't be "in the know" when it comes to porn news anymore.

I blame the Internets.

I will probably take a selfie with the sex doll today.

I wonder if my last shift will have zero customers.

I guess I'll never fulfill my dream of selling a $1000 sex doll.

Realize I won’t get much sleep tonight. But it’s okay because slanging porn and dildos takes an hour of sleep at most. Right?

“@Pornhub: Don’t try uploading the Game to Pornhub because we don’t allow rape.”

Another weekend of slanging the hardcore. Till next time.

@RobertRacoon …. You mean this?

Apparently butt plugs can be described as “sassy”.

We now sell licorice whips.

We now sell “sexy pants for him”. They are $50 sweat pants.

And he just paid for my nights wage in @thereallisaann movies. Browser count ends at 54 minutes. #untilnexttime

Browser watch. Still here. 50 minutes and xounting .

Browser watch. Been here since I walked in. 30 minutes and counting…

We got in some weird new products since I worked last. Very weird condoms too.

New big screen at work. Note says not for movies. Unless they’re porn movies.

Almost time for the late night shift.

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