JOEL🦅

This is a testament to what is possible. Thank you @GoatFunded, thank you @EdwardXLreal. A thrilling journey awaits!.

pausa para hidratação no japão

melhor lembrar oq aconteceu com teu pais da última vez que ficaram do lado da Alemanha

the biggest joke you can be right now is a boyfriend.

10yrs old me after giving my crush a letter then suddenly she starts walking towards the teacher

@Blackkamerican1 Congratulations, Ginika.

Made a first class from the Nigeria Law School #calltobar #calltobar2026

na single i tell you say i single oooo, i no open mouth tell you say i no get babe

@Mikeliberation You don dey lie. Lol

A yahoo boy came to our church to testify that he had stopped doing yahoo. Everyone was happy, including the pastor. The church even organized a small welcome celebration and made a cake for him. Two weeks after the celebration, the pastor made him one of the admins of the church branch's WhatsApp group. He was dedicated and always attended to members' needs promptly. Then last week, he hacked the pastor's WhatsApp account, scammed almost half of the church members, and disappeared.

say less era .

You friends fvck around for money but you don’t?? Okay na 😂😂

If na your babe get the kind money wey you get, she no go date you.

Why did you award Messi in 2010 when he didn't win the World Cup?

@ayowisdom_ Make I first serve before una add additional mumu three weeks

I am happy to report that the Federal Executive Council today approved the comprehensive reform of the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC), the first holistic review of the Scheme in its 53-year history. For over five decades, the NYSC has remained a powerful symbol of national unity and service. Today, we have taken a bold step to preserve that legacy while preparing it for the future. We are transforming the Scheme into a platform that not only unites Nigeria but also equips our young people with the skills, experience and opportunities they need to thrive in a fast-changing world. The approved reforms will reposition the NYSC as a skills-driven, productivity-focused and youth-empowering institution that aligns with President Bola Ahmed Tinubu's vision of building a $1 trillion economy. Some of the landmark reforms include: 1. A technology-driven call-up process. 2. Risk-sensitive deployment to better protect corps members. 3. A redesigned six-week orientation programme with stronger focus on leadership, entrepreneurship, digital skills and specialised career streams. 4. Skills-based primary assignments aligned with academic background and career pathways. 5. Modern governance with civilian operational leadership while the military continues to provide security support. 6. Improved camp standards through a national grading and certification system. 7. A new graduation ceremony to replace Passing Out Parade, and redesigned NYSC uniform that reflect professionalism and national pride. This reform journey began in 2025 through a broad-based, multi-stakeholder review involving the Federal Ministry of Youth Development, the Federal Ministry of Education and the Office of the Special Adviser to the President on Policy and Coordination. Today, that hard work has received the endorsement of the Federal Executive Council. Council also directed the Attorney-General of the Federation and the Federal Ministry of Youth Development to commence the amendment of the NYSC Act and its regulations to give legal effect to these reforms and enable their implementation. This is more than a reform of an institution. It is an investment in Nigeria's greatest asset, our young people. The future of the NYSC begins now, and it is brighter, more relevant and more impactful than ever. #NYSCReform #YouthDevelopment #RenewedHope #BuildingTheFuture

@guzu_p I no dey understand this Chidi guy bro, your own dey over extreme

Someone who's older than alabi, toasted him, proposed to him, and married him, you shouldn't be surprised this is coming from her. A senior man who has passed her prime and had to settle for a younger dodoyo like Alabi so she can control him and he'll be cooking for her and if he fails to, he'll get blocked and unblocked. You haven't given your husband a child after more than 4 years of marriage but you're online everyday embarrassing the unfortunate man. Rather than use this energy in your 30s with only 1kb of egg left in your ovaries to make babies, you're online every three eke market days ridiculing the ekuke you married. An expired bed to bed midfielder.

@UTD_Seth001 Where is Alonso going punditry? Better stop your fake news

🚨 Xabi Alonso on Japan’s first-half performance against Brazil: 🗣️ “Take the score away for a second and just watch the football. Japan have been outstanding. This isn’t a team hanging on against Brazil—this is a team playing with complete confidence, organisation and belief. They’ve made one of the biggest football nations in the world look uncomfortable.” “People spent the entire week talking about Brazil’s stars, but football has never been about names alone. Japan have pressed together, defended together and attacked with purpose. Every player understands his role, every movement has meaning, and that’s why Brazil have struggled to impose themselves. This has been one of the smartest tactical performances of the tournament.” “What impresses me the most is the mentality. Japan haven’t played with fear for a single second. They’ve looked brave in possession, aggressive without the ball and completely committed to their game plan. Sano, Kamada, Doan and the rest have shown incredible personality, while the defensive unit has made Brazil work for every opportunity.” “This is the beauty of football. Expensive squads don’t win matches by themselves—teams do. Right now Japan have looked hungrier, sharper and more disciplined than Brazil. If Brazil don’t find another level in the second half, this could become one of the biggest World Cup shocks we’ve seen in years.” {@Sports }

@BrasilEdition @globosport See nonsense report, how does this help 😂

🚨Ancelotti is currently smoking in the locker room! (via; @globosport)

@theMadridZone @jfelixdiaz He will be stupid to leave Bayern

🚨 BREAKING: Michael Olise has informed Bayern Munich that he wants to have a meeting with them immediately after the World Cup to discuss his situation, amid links with Real Madrid. @jfelixdiaz

By men or by women.

“All my ex’s use to come back back after breakup” No worry I go break record.

20th baby mama?

Unical babes, lol.