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WE GOT A SPOT IN THE MARKETS!!! 🥳 For anyone in Brisbane who'd like to come along and support our first ever in-person vend, it'll be at the Wavell Heights Community Hall, Saturday the 27th of September, from midday til 4pm. Will drop updates/reminders as the day approaches.

We have had so many wonderful external reviews that have been done by some fantastic reviewers that we collated them all on one page with links fauxphallus.com.au/external-revie… If you know of one we've missed pls let us know so that we can add it in 🥰

Dreaming of being collared? 🦮 Turns out, there's more than one type! Find out more at our latest blog post. thesexshed.com/blogs/how-to/h…

It’s the most wonderful time of the year 🍑 That’s right, Anal August is here, and we’ve got our favorite hole covered. Whether you're a curious first-timer or a backdoor pro, this round-up celebrates the peach in all its glory. Read now: buff.ly/5IkBQ6p

Can’t decide what to read next? 📚✨ We’ve rounded up our favorite erotic novels to get you hot under the collar. Use this handy flowchart to find your perfect match, then head to our blog to learn more about these smutty masterpieces. Read now: buff.ly/VD1En46

2025 is officially horny-girl summer ☀️💅 Whether you're dressing up for a flirty night out, planning the perfect low-key date, or just trying to keep your makeup from melting, this roundup is packed with tips, trends, and spicy reads. Read now: buff.ly/fUepsFF

Wondering which ball gag to buy? Size, squish, style... it all matters when you’re drooling with intent 🤤 We broke it down so your jaw doesn’t have to. Read the full guide: thesexshed.com/blogs/how-to/h…

My review of the @FemmeFunn Versa is on its way... so you know the drill! Here’s a look at its packaging, which was quite A LOT considering it and the three attachments all come separately. Rip my recycling bin 💀

I’ve also got a size comparison between it and three of my other favourite bullets, the @DameProducts Kip, @HotOctopuss AMO, and @wevibe Tango X. As you can see it is a fair bit larger! 🤔

For those wondering what this means exactly, here is a video! 👀 So what do you all think, is it going to work or not? 🤔

@ohyoufox So glad I decided to test out the buttons whilst it was laying on my chest 😭😭

My review of the @Bestvibe1 Beinlove Tongue Rabbit is going live very soon, so first I’ve got some extra content to share here! Now I’m not gonna lie, when I requested this I thought it was the size of (or at least very similar to) the Blush Aria Flutter Tongue, as seen here 😬

My review of the brand new KURVE from @HotOctopuss is going live soon, so first let’s take a look at some visuals not featured in my review! Here we have the packaging which is simple but consistent with the rest of HO’s, along with two manuals, a charging cord, & a lovely bag 💖

You know the drill - my review of the @shotsmedia Irresistible Mythical is going live soon & I’ve got some extra photos to share! First up, a comparison of it to the @womanizerglobal DUO & @Sohimi_Official Suction Vibrator. It’s so small & straight! ✨

I’m putting the finishing touches on my review of the @Sohimi_Official Suction Vibrator, so let’s take a look at some extra content! Firstly the packaging is plain & discreet, and included were just some brief instructions in limited English & German, plus a basic charging cord

Which sex toy matches your zodiac best? We ranked all 12 signs by sexual energy, and there were some surprising results ✨🔮 Read now: buff.ly/lqISyaX

My review of the @ZALO_Products BESS is dropping soon, but first! Some extra images for your timeline ✨ As usual the brand has outdone themselves with beautiful packaging and accessories, and unlike my previous Legend series toys the box is discreet as there’s no window 👏

My review of the @LoraDiCarlo_HQ Filare is almost here, but while we wait I’ve got some extra photos to share! First up, the packaging! Quite oversized considering the toy, but otherwise very luxurious & gift-worthy as you’d expect from its price. Plus the inner box is discreet!

Before my review of the @womanizerglobal Liberty by @lilyallen goes live today, I wanted to quickly share some extra photo content here! First up, the beautiful box with bold colours to match the product & the celebrity connection front & centre 🥰