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It took AMUL, 40 years to make great butter and 10 years to learn buttering.

You are in School. Results are out. The Class Teacher calls the top 5 students who excelled in every subject. Hits them on their knuckles with a wooden stick. Then calls the 5 bottom rankers who failed in most subjects and garlands them. That’s delimitation in proposed form

IMPORTANT: ED raids on Ashok Mittal and family: Mittal was made deputy leader of AAP in Rajya Sabha just two weeks ago replacing Raghav Chadha and runs Lovely Professional Univ. Why does every ED action seem to carry a political message in its timing and intent? 🙏

When I think of Lok Sabha strength being increased from 543 to 850, my first thought is not smaller constituencies, more responsive representatives, and all that. It is - 307 more VIPs. That many more entitled rulers, free tickets, perks, security, expense, sigh.

All this while, BJP supporters were making fun of RJD for giving Bihar a 9th fail LOP. Now BJP is giving Bihar a 7th fail CM. 🤣

Meryl Streep says powerful pro-Israel billionaires in the U.S. are trying to harm her career, but she says this pressure will not change her views.

The man who spent a year literally begging for a Nobel peace prize is attacking the pope for advocating for…peace.

BREAKING : Trump gets massive SHOCK from China, big victory for 🇪🇸 Pedro Sánchez 🇺🇸 Trump –– "We will cut all the trade ties with Spain because they didn't support me against Iran" *Exactly after 36 hours* 🇨🇳 Xi Jinping –– 🔥 "Spain is standing on the right side of the history, it is very reasonable county. China stands with Spain. We will work towards world peace and oppose the law of the jungle" Trump and Netanyahu will have heartburn seeing this 🤣

🇮🇹Meloni: "I ACCUSE Israel of crossing the red line, I CONDEMN the massacre of Palestinian civilians, and I announce that Italy will SUPPORT European sanctions against Israel."🔥 WOMEN WITH METAL SPINE 🔥🔥

Trump says his life was better before he became president. Dude, everyone's lives were better before you became president!

THIS IS SO HILARIOUS 😂😂 Journalist –– Are other countries helping the US navy blockade Strait of Hormuz? 🇺🇸 Trump –– "Yes, there are many countries" Journalist –– Which countries? 🇺🇸 Trump –– "I don't need anyone's help. They are offering to help anyways" 😭 How can anyone contradict himself like this in just 5 seconds?

NETANYAHU: “I spoke yesterday with JD vance — He reported to me in detail, as members of this administration do every day.” They report to him? Remind us - Who is president of 🇺🇸 again?

🇮🇹 Meloni: „Słowa Trumpa wobec Ojca Świętego są nie do przyjęcia. 🇺🇸 Trump: „To ona jest nie do przyjęcia, nie obchodzi jej, jeśli Iran zdobędzie broń nuklearną i wysadzi Włochy w dwie minuty.” 🇮🇹 Meloni: „Jak dotąd wiem, dziewięć narodów posiada broń nuklearną, a tylko jedno kiedykolwiek jej użyło. Tym narodem są Stany Zjednoczone. Pan Trump musi złagodzić ton. Nikt nie rzuca groźbami nuklearnymi tak jak Waszyngton, i powinien uważać na słowa.”

I can’t believe how GOATED people of Hungary 🇭🇺 are. President of the world’s most powerful and richest country got involved in Hungary’s internal election. Sent his Vice President to publicly endorse Victor Orbàn America wanted him in power Hungary rejected it and elected a 45 year old instead. Thank you Hungarians for showing the US 🇺🇸 its place

In every Election rally: PM does a road show The ambulance gets stuck PM gives way to the ambulance The media shares it on Prime Time Even WWE is less scripted than this.

BREAKING: I can confirm with 99% confidence that the reason Melania Trump came out yesterday with her Epstein Statement is because of information possessed by a former friend, and Epstein survivor, Brazilian Model Amanda Ungaro. Ungaro was also the partner of Trump admin official Paolo Zampolli, who she alleges had her deported. They have a son together. Paolo Zampolli also claims to have introduced Trump to Melania. Amanda is a victim of Epstein's and was brought to the US from Paris by her modeling agent Jean-Luc Brunel when was 17. She had a 20 year friendship with Melania. Remember her name. You will be hearing so much about her in the coming weeks that Trump will likely Nuke Iran over it.

🤣🇮🇷🇺🇸 BREAKING: Trump tried to send a U.S. Navy Destroyer through the Strait of Hormuz during the negotiations in Pakistan. Iran said they didn't care about negotiations and would blow the ship up. Trump then ordered the ship to turn around and go back to the UAE.

Lady: There are no roads,electricity and clean water in my locality, you always come for the vote only” BJP MP Rajesh Mishra: Learn some manner 1st, women should not talk like this. Imagine getting agitated by simple questions from the citizen Peak Patriarchal mindset of BJP

Trump fucked up his war so bad he’s trying to change the subject back to Epstein.

Reporter: Should there be Hindu Rashtra? Youth: No, infact India should never be Hindu Rashtra Reporter: Why Youth: Coz you'll never find a Politicians son on the road during riots,they all are either studying or settled in Foreign while these Netas want us to defend Hinduism

I’m confused…Didn’t her husband…The President of the United States…say that the Epstein Files were a hoax and we should all move on?