El Punyo 🀄

BREAKING: 🇮🇷🇺🇸🇮🇱 The ceasefire has ended. Israel and the United States could come under attack at any moment tonight.

11 days until the FIFA World Cup kicks off. 🏆 #FIFAWorldCup

JUST IN: 🇺🇦🇺🇸 Ukrainian President Zelensky says "there is not enough anti-ballistic missile production in the United States." "60–65 anti-ballistic missiles per month, compared to current challenges, is nothing."

🇷🇺🇰🇵 North Korea officially announces: Russian will become a mandatory subject in schools starting from the fourth grade.

Pane song ya AI yandanzwa which I bet will be dominating weddings this year 😂. Haa this thing is here to say 🙌🏼🙌🏼😂🔥🙌🏼

@hicasamadim 4

mantığını anlamadan bu soruyu çözmen imkansız! çözebilir misin?

@HeraldZimbabwe How many ring fences do you want to put.

Govt pushes to ring-fence funds from sugar tax and health-related levies heraldonline.co.zw/govt-pushes-to…

🇺🇦 MY SOURCES IN KIEV SAYS: UKRAINIAN MEN ARE FLEEING AND HIDING LIKE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. THE WORD IS KIEV IS THAT EVERYONE KNOWS UKRAINE LOST THE WAR AND PUTIN IS ABOUT TO SMOKE KIEV BECAUSE ZELENSKY KILLED INNOCENT STUDENTS. THE MEN ARE RUSHING TOWARDS CLSEST BOARDERS TO GET OUT AS FAST AS THEY POSSIBLY CAN.... IT'S CHAOS IN KIEV!!!!!

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US military fires missile at ship attempting to bypass its blockade in Gulf of Oman.

I congratulate Matvey Safonov, the former KGB agent and current PSG goalkeeper, on winning the Champions League. Russians continue to glorify their country everywhere.🇷🇺🥇💯

PSG - the peace maker.

BREAKING: Congolese President Tshisekedi Stuck at Budapest Airport Over Ebola Concerns President Félix Tshisekedi was held up at Budapest Airport after arriving with a delegation to attend the Champions League final between PSG and Arsenal, sources claim. Hungarian airport authorities refused him entry, stating they had not been notified of the arrival and citing the ongoing Ebola outbreak in the DRC as the reason. In a twist, his brother, Christian Tshisekedi, is said to have landed in Hungary days earlier with friends, traveling via Brussels on multiple private jets and already on site for the match. The incident has sparked questions about protocol and travel restrictions amid the health crisis.

Running away from Liverpool fans. The hatewatch that was coming from his own fans was serious 😂😂😂

Liverpool fire manager Arne Slot after an underwhelming season for the Premier League club. cnn.it/4edQIN6

Magroup emumhuri ekuvaka makuva akawanda kudarika ekuvaka dzimba....

@chidawaTee @matinyarare Dzungu muaro bambo. Manje Zanu pf haitirwe zvechidzungu dzungu zvenyu izvi bambo. Dzikama

If Zanu PF decides to disassociate from you, unoita sekunge wakupera mweya. Look at our brother @matinyarare , akuita semunhu ari kutanda botso.

Kuda Tagwireyi can have as many billions in his bank account; for me he is nowhere near a model of a successful Zimbabwean businessman that can define Zimbabwean prosperity. Take the state and the politics off him, he will be a broke man. He is a good example of not to have as a businessman.

"I cannot pretend to be poor, just to make people happy". @GGuvamatanga, Secretary for Finance & Economic Development So he would rather splash TB money he signs off to Kuda Tagwirei; plus kickbacks from procurements; and pretend that he IS RICH. Nxaa! thestandard.co.zw/2021/10/10/big…

🔸Let’s not act confused. That audio told us who the king pins are. It all makes sense. Other nations have leaders. We have drug lords, money changers, a gold mafia and parasitic looters. It’s a mess. We need new leaders.🇿🇼

KUDA TAGWIREI IS LIKE THE GUPTAS: Tagwirei's capture of the state & looting of public assets & resources in Zim for Mnangagwa, mirrors state capture in SA by the Guptas before they were busted. The key difference is that the opposition, civil society & media in Zim fear Tagwirei!