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@Biggnewton Here we go😂😂

Barcelona: we’re interested in Victor Osimhen Real Madrid fans :

@Moon_Godesss @tyisontime If nah you Dey your profile pic ur dad still need to take care of you!smh😂

@tyisontime He also has a million kids that he doesn't take care of!!

Tyla girl he's 40 look away😭😭😭

@UTDMael Modric

99% will fail Guess the missing player Level=Extra hard

@FridayyG4ML Make e no go Dey jonzing settings

Realizing I have to teach my son that a girl can speak to you like this and still be lying 💔

@damzychillin Brazil 🇧🇷

Guess the national team Just give up .🤦‍♀️

@damzychillin Adebayo and Hakimi

Mikel Essien excluded Name an African that has played for Real Madrid Very hard .

@CHULLY1010 Samuel don deh on no risler 😂 OML nah Jogbo he just Dey puff naira Igbo deh go

Samuel Band and Bhadboi OML chilling with Naira Marley

@wisdom_god2861 You don deh on things on things before you write this caption guyy no lie 😂 we don catch you

@KennyOd541 Akosile eda tiwaa

🚨🚨Popular Twitter Influencer Tomii and Big Afrobeat Artist Asake are reportedly dating 🤯

@ThatSuccess_ I jam one yesterday for jaja side she go show tonight 😂

final year students after buying indomie and egg for a fresher

@Ghost91ne Then lash Baba Lashe babe keeh 😂

A leaked sex video involving Yhemolee and Zlatan Ibile’s wife has surfaced, prompting Zlatan to start divorce proceedings and seek a DNA test for their child😳💔

@sassou417 @seyikanbai A hoe is a hoe doesn’t matter if she’s a mother or legally married brr

@seyikanbai If I be frank, I go wait am outside.. use better punch adjust em jaw Not because my wife decided to be stupid but because I shamelessly approached you as a man but you look me less continue affair

The moment Chike arrived at the Alex Ekubo Service of songs which had frank Edoho in attendance. Men are really not greeting Chike anymore 😭

@MadridXtra @diarioas What about Vitihan

🚨 JUST IN: Real Madrid had a meeting to discuss the BIG signing: Olise, Neves & more were mentioned. After, it was decided to submit the offer for Julian Alvarez instead. @diarioas

@theMadridZone @COPE Throw back

🚨 BREAKING: Real Madrid will NOT increase their offer for Julian Alvarez. SAGA OVER. @COPE

🚨 True or False: Barcelona should move on from Julian Alvarez and look for other signings.

🚨 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: Barcelona believe Florentino Pérez deliberately submitted a €150M bid for Julián Alvarez to drive up his price. “The move painted an ideal scenario for both Real Madrid and Atlético: Florentino Pérez fulfills his campaign promise to make a €150M bid, while Atlético increase their asking price for Julián Álvarez and strengthen their negotiating position with other clubs,” says @gastonedul.

@atletienglish @realmadriden Invite the pope to your home not bernabeu

Official statement with our clarifications regarding the official statement from our neighbors @realmadriden: 1. Your video of the Pope got cut off before he said he was also an Atleti fan. 2. You may have confused politeness with gratitude, but just to be clear: we don’t thank you for anything. 3. We are neither considering nor evaluating any offer for Julián. 4. How could we not get along, when you make us laugh even more than @FCBarcelona?

@Rmadonyfc_ Endrick is better!

Alvarez - rejected Olise - rejected Is not like Endrick can’t play both positions better.

@DarrylRMFC Next time we know better !!💔

Enrique Riquelme had bigger and better plans for Real Madrid, everyone called him a mad man. Now we’re stuck with an 80 year old washed senile president We failed you, mister

@vini_ball Endrick or Rodrigo is better than that!! Is Perez high for saying level of Ronaldo

How the hell is this supposed to work???