RaskinForCaptain
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Rangers to Hearts and Celtic at full time
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What a game this is turning into but my wee heart can’t take this!!
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A woman meets a man in a bar...
They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them, and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organising the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.
She finds it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention it to him and is actually quite impressed by his sensitive side.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking.
After a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?"
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips.
He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom, where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says, "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."
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👊 Manny scores his first goal for @NGSuperEagles on his debut, putting them 1–2 up at the break!
🇳🇬 Super Eagles@NGSuperEagles
41’ GOOOAAALLL!!! On his full debut, Emmanuel Fernandez controls Osayi Samuel’s cross and fires a left-footed finish into the net. JOR 🇯🇴 1-2 🇳🇬 NGA #JORNGA #SoarSuperEagles
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🇵🇹👊 Youssef Chermiti started for @selecaoportugal U21s against Azerbaijan this afternoon and found the net in the 66th minute!
Portugal@selecaoportugal
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Failed trialist doesn’t think a player should be sent off for a ridiculous challenge on a rangers player…shocker
Premier Sports@PremSportsTV
Should Emmanuel Gyamfi's challenge on Tochi Chukwuani have resulted in a red? @mstewart_23 gives his take 👀 "I want to verge on the side of not sending players off" 🗣️ Presented by @sbk | 18+ | Please Gamble Responsibly
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There’s literally not a ref in Scotland that knows what it takes!!
Scottish FA@ScottishFA
Get an insight into what it takes to be a referee at the top of the game, as we followed Duncan Nicolson ahead of his appointment to referee Rangers v Annan Athletic in the @scottishgas Men's @ScottishCup. ➡️ scotfa.co/BecomeARef
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🏴 Rabbi Matondo has been called up to @Cymru for their World Cup Play-Off Pathway match against Bosnia and Herzegovina.
Wales 🏴@Cymru
CARFAN CYMRU 🏴 Barod am yr her! 👊
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Crocker just said “Rangers need a second to avoid another draw” what’s he foreshadowing here??
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“Michael, you’re the neutral here”…
Fucking behave yourself Emma Dodds! 🤣🤣
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