Southside

@Chim_karu_ You want leave me here o

Unpacking in a new city ✨✨

Make rain meet all those Arsenal fans today😂

@benwhyzee That June 11 far. Person gats find Wetin to do with this TV 🥲

June 11 - July 19 : FIFAWORLDCUP League returns August 22 Till then fellas 🫶🏾❤️

@pee_rsp Yup. Your tweets speaks volume.

“Are you single?” Truthfully Do I look single?

@smallville983 Snapchat, bumble. Na my guy tell me sha.

Guyyyys, apart from Tinder, which other app can I use to search for private chefs around my area?

@PBoiking You sef know the matter 😂 I just pass there, the other day remember the p. I don even forget the manchi name. The school should probably turn it into a fish pond.

@RNwonjokwe He was a councilor in his ward back then. Funny how he'd be crying somewhere too when the government doesn't favour him

That year SUG president in UST said he was building a swimming pool 😭 I heard Neega is in Politics now. We’d be worse than this set of Politicians, Wallai.

@pee_rsp Foreign standard?

@RNwonjokwe I get skipping rope already

I’m exchanging meals with a chef 🙂‍↔️ He is sending me Amala and Ewedu with plenty assorted meat and he is getting Rice, Chicken stew and plantain. I’m up for exchange with any chef 🤲🏽 let’s satisfy our cravings 😂

One surprise vendor sent surprise packages on credit 😭

@SisiEko_ofPh Science is everything. There’s a definition and explanation for that in chemistry and biology.

In soup, pounded pepper with mortar and pestle tastes far better than blended pepper… I don’t know how to prove it.. but it’s the truth.. try the experiment and see

@UncleOsas_ Lager beer nko?

Na only bole festival go do that one

@pee_rsp I raise you people who’d sit and streak an entire movie, them crying or eating.

People that streak every hour, you didn’t buy data for me ooo

@mrjoshuasamps0n Can he fight? Does he bite?

You people learnt nothing with Nyesom Wike, you want to bring another one to “fight” the hydra you created in 2015. Your ears dey under leg ba?

@lebronofkogi I think say na only me them dy rip.

At this point, I have no choice but to start using glo. MTN wants to take my life.

@SisiEko_ofPh Which kind tv be this first

Smoky party jollof is better than Nigeria love ..

@menyaaaaaaaaaaa @italian_Spencer But na less nau

Normal people; How are you? I’m fine. Port Harcourt people; Guuuuy wetin be the thing na? Na less.

@_itzchristy Oouu

I’m a vendor that a trade fair for the first time in my life 😭

@rukky_nate @Gadgets_Bobo 2500 complete package with a little touch unsolicited gists and advice 😭

My brother’s barber charges 20k for home service. Shop walk-in is 8k. My own barber charges 6k for home service. 3k for shop walk-ins. told my brother I’ll wait till I get back to my city before getting a haircut. guys how much do you pay for your haircut again?

@james4answers @mrjoshuasamps0n @PH_Socials So ba Farah go defeat the Wike o?

@mrjoshuasamps0n @PH_Socials Amaechi has started with his own tribal politics. Any time a candidate who can defeat Wike stands up, he tries to weaken the candidate & party by causing confusion.

Yes, he defeated Sokonte Davies but didn’t emerge the candidate. Two truths can coexist. Collation resumes today.

@Chime_Fave You no go boarding school where them dy serve watery beans, no worry.

Why are you mixing dry garri with beans when you're not a mad person?