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🔥 @VoteBo: “I just get so sick of over and over the hate… I chose to run for office to help people. I didn’t come here to say who can I poke in the eye today.” Mitchell lights up Bully @GinoBulso for the Pride flag ban, one of his many hateful anti-🏳️‍🌈 bills. H/T @TNDemocrats

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He lowered his altitude, spotted a woman in a boat below and shouted to her: “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I’d meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The woman consulted her portable GPS and shouted back, “You’re in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You’re at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude." The man rolled his eyes and yelled, “You must be a Democrat." “I am,” replied the woman. “How did you know?” “Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information. Frankly, you haven’t been much help to me.” The woman smiled and yelled, “You must be a Republican.” “I am,” shouted the balloonist. “How did you know?” “Well,” said the woman, “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are thanks to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow now it’s all my fault.”

🇺🇸 Its worse than you think 🇺🇸

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-60…

Kelly: When Trump was driving the Taj Mahal Casino into bankruptcy, I was being shot at over Iraq…. When Trump was writing birthday greetings to Epstein, I was the first on the scene to recover the bodies of my fellow astronauts… When Trump was peddling conspiracy theories against President Obama, I was sitting next to my wife’s hospital bed… I’ve been through a lot worse in service to my country. The President and Pete Hegseth are not going to silence me.

Kamala was going to build 3 million new housing units and give you $25k towards your first house. But enjoy that 50 year mortgage. 👍

TWEEPS: The White House is in full panic mode, trying to yank Boebert and Mace off the discharge petition before it forces the trump-Epstein files into the open. Can we get 1,000 RTs and replies with #StopJohnsonsEpsteinCoverup to get it trending? Please and thank you!🙏 💪🏽

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Hello!

If you see this on your timeline say hello to me ❤️

@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar

Fascinating! Since you like evidence so much, let’s play a game of receipts!🧾 P.S. Strap in cause this is gonna be a LONG thread…🧵

We aren't learning.

BREAKING: Governor Gavin Newsom hilariously trolls Donald Trump over his government shutdown by declaring himself the new “leader of the free world” and rolling out a policy “platform.” You are watching a master at work… “GOOD NEWS PATRIOTS! WITH WASHINGTON SHUT DOWN, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM NOW THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD,” wrote Gavin Newsom’s Press Office on X. The account has become his alter ego for ruthlessly trolling Trump. “MY PLATFORM IS VERY SIMPLE: HEALTH CARE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!), FREE SCHOOL MEALS (WOW PUDDING FOR EVERYONE), FREE CHILDCARE (THE MOMS LOVE ME! MORE BABIES!!) GOOD-PAYING JOBS, AND NO MORE EVIL TARIFFS!!!” he continued. Jokes aside, these are policies that Democrats actually support and by weaving them elegantly into a humorous post, Newsom is both making voters laugh and reminding them of why Democrats deserve their support. “EGGS WILL BE FREE. HAIR GEL SUBSIDIES WILL BE AVAILABLE (BUT ONLY FOR HANDSOME DEMOCRATS) AND WE WILL ALSO LEGALIZE CANNABIS!” he continued. It’s a small thing, but seeing Newsom poke fun at himself with the hair gel joke is worth mentioning. Donald Trump is pathologically incapable of making fun of himself and it’s that same inability that manifests as a refusal to admit when he’s wrong. Leaders should be confident and humble enough to be occasionally self-deprecating. “CRIME WILL STAY LOW AND EVERYONE WILL BE HIGH ON PATRIOTISM” the post continued. “AND NO MORE TICKETMASTER FEES (FOR THE SWIFTIES, FEES STAY FOR KID ROCK!) THEY WILL CHANT USA! USA! BECAUSE WE WILL BE BACK AND ‘HOTTER’ THAN EVER BEFORE. THANK YOU! — GCN” If we were MAGA, we’d be getting very worried. Newsom is a great communicator and a proven leader. Perhaps more importantly, he’s a fighter and that’s exactly what we need right now. Please retweet and ❤️ if you’re a fan of Gavin Newsom!

So MAGA has ARREST THEM trending because Texas legislators have fled the state rather than vote on gerrymandering. If that's an arrestable offense then when is DOJ going to arrest GOP House members who fled DC rather than vote on releasing the Epstein Files?

The only appropriate role for a health insurance company is to pay bills, not to "manage" care. The only appropriate decision-makers in health care are patients and their doctors.

The question whether Neanderthals used wooden tools to crack nuts has been answered by the recent discovery of this rare early video (colorized).

Run it up, run it up, y'all. This 👇🏻 needs to do numbers.

Stop sharing this!!!