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@RobG438363 @washghost1 I took my mom in with her med rec to a dispo and the budtender was trying to tell her what a blessing weed has been for her anxiety. "Now, I can just hit a pen on my 30 minutes commute, and I'm relaxed the whole time!" 🙄

@washghost1 Before I retired for good, I had an office about 20 miles from my home. I would always go in extremely early (5 or 530 a.m.), I drive a convertible and most mornings I could smell it coming from other vehicles at 5 in the fucking morning.

There’s no reason I should be smelling it in the parking lot of Aldis

@darlingthv could also be a condom ad.

this can literally be an underwear/jeans ad

@covie_93 He can have his dozen kids and 6 baby mamas fill the rest of the lineup.

They should try and get Nick Cannon to perform at the Freedom 250 thing because no matter what happens he will never pull out!

@Jungkoo_gukkk97 @BTS_TAEGB i concur

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@wannabx_yours Saaaaaame Like was Bertie told to act like he was sizing Dunk up for...the possibilities? Or just judging his character? 😆 Cuz if a guy looked at ME like that, I'd assumed he was 'interested'

i wanna know how many of these looks, acts was really part of the story and how many was their own idea

@vk__4evr Oh god. Not the zoomed in slow mo 😭

they’re actually rubbing it 😭😭

@JeromeAdamsMD If your doc allows it, I always tell friends to request a script Su-Tab for the prep. You don’t have to drink GoLytely or Mag Citrate. Just big special salt tabs and water.

Update from my colonoscopy yesterday: Procedure went smoothly! The prep wasn’t bad - pro tip: a clear liquid diet the day before (eg broth, apple juice, clear Jell-O) makes it much easier. And butt wipes (trust me). Found one polyp, which was removed. Awaiting biopsy results, but that’s exactly why we screen: early detection saves lives. DYK: Colonoscopies can⬇️ colorectal cancer risk by 69% and deaths bu 88% by catching and removing precancerous polyps early! If you’re 45+, talk to your doctor about screening. Don’t wait - peace of mind is worth it!

@mohansfae People are so fucking RUDE

respectful thing by giving credits in the first place (and no one had to call them out) then it would a whole other story. BUT ALAS

they deleted the story. I legit thought about not saying anything about it to them, but they pissed me off sm when they shamelessly said „yeah, i LOVED the fic it was inspired by and couldn’t wait for the update.“ (paraphrasing here) If they at least had done the sensible &

@rpwp613 @jooniebuffoonie “Probably?” I can’t even imagine the cost to charter a private plane from LV to SK

@jooniebuffoonie it‘s better for the environment not to also probably way cheaper

@saturnsorbit_0 Yeah, he's prolly using the 5 in 1 stuff. Saves time. 😆

im sorry but the only soap i can smell here is irish spring 😭 (uses that for his hair too)

@joelfromhr I love that meme 😆

@meatballer43 @copyhats I literally lol'd to your reaction

@copyhats jesus chirst

it’s Fat Cock Friday. let’s catch us some print

@BiblicalBeauty I don't know you (age, lifestyle) but new onset vertigo should prompt an evaluation by your PCP. Lots of things can cause vertigo--some benign and some not (including stroke).

Yesterday around 4 a.m., I woke up, and when I turned my head on the pillow, I felt like the room was suddenly spinning. Turned my head back, and it stopped. A couple more instances of trying to turn and the spinning would return, then a sudden wave of nausea hit, and I nearly vomited, but that calmed pretty quickly after getting up. Returned to bed and was able to sleep a few more hours, and when I woke, the spinning and nausea were gone. Is this what vertigo is like? 😬

@envvyofdead @vamphatosy I think someone said one of his cousin's wedding. I feel bad this is being shared. This is a family gathering, not a press event.

@irvins @abc7marccr @ABC7 when in doubt, always tweet stupid shit.

@abc7marccr @ABC7 Jews

BREAKING: Major fire at University Riverside Gardens apartment complex, home to a lot of UC Riverside students. @ABC7

@DaGrandJury @abc7marccr @ABC7

@abc7marccr @ABC7 I blame democrats

@gcanderson57 @abc7marccr @ABC7 Yes I'm sure that's more likely than just college students doing dumb shit on a Friday evening. Always go directly to the Breaking Bad scenario.

@abc7marccr @ABC7 Some students were most likely cooking meth or doing something that real honest law enforcement would consider illegal.

@SajaC0 @Taekoomania someone elsewhere said it's HYBE staff. They were getting ready to head to the airport so IG it makes sense.

@Taekoomania Who Is the other person in the room? 🤔

TAEHYUNG IS GOING ALONG WITH JUNGKOOK'S STORY IS FUNNY BRUH 😭😭😭 🐻: Hurry up let's go! 🐰: Have to go 🐰: No but hyung~ 🐻: You can't keep sleeping 🐰: But hyung how can you say that? 🐰: It's a secret 🐻: Amusement park!! 🐰: We are going to the amusement park? 🐻: Of course! 🐰: Okay which amusement park? 🐰: The one beside Santa Monica? 🐻: Right! 🐰: Okay, we are leaving right away for the Santa Monica amusement park 🐻: I will see you at Santa Monica 🐰: Because of hyung it's out! 🐰: What are you gonna do about it? 🐻: Hurry up let's go 🐰: Let's go, let's go Santa Monica 🐰: Bye bye! LMAO JUNGKOOK THIS IS WIFEY BEHAVIOR

@semperrgumby that second gif is 🫦

the way bertie slides his gaze back and forth up and down like a knife through butter oughh

@shawnhatosybr love the girl in the back photobombing the first pic