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My new bio on dating apps going forward

The only feminist way to have sex with a man is he goes down on you (without looking at it, he doesn’t deserve to see it) and then goes to the bathroom to jerk off alone without any porn

@TSPrincess_Jane Ideal relationship is someone who absolutely detests me but keeps me around for cruel amusement

all my fantasies revolve around me being a porn addicted loser so when I match with girls on dating apps I lowkey lose interest cause like how am I suppose to tell them that I don't actually want to fuck them I just wanna rub my cage against their leg while they call me slurs

Climate apocalypse is no longer looming it is straight up actually just here and happening right now and people are just not prepared for that mentally so it's going to get very, very weird.

@evilgeckowo A new server browser with seamless modded playlists just released called Kyber, its really cool check it out if you wanna play multiplayer matches with more characters and heros! :3

I played some star wars battlefront II (the new one) and my war thunder hours came in clutch in the ship fights

@ProfRobAnderson The mountain lions belong there. You dont.

The reality is even more ridiculous than the headline. The whole reason for this bridge is so that a handful of isolated and extremely inbred mountain lions in the Malibu area can breed with normal mountain lions on the other side of the freeway to diversify their genetics. One of these inbred mountain lions killed my dog in my backyard on a college campus in 2022. The National Park Service had a tracking collar on the animal and knew where it was at all times. They didn’t give any warning to the college or anyone else. After this happened, they only admitted it was their animal after a reporter questioned them. The animal was so inbred that its father was also its grandfather, and then it mated with its father/grandfather. Mountain lions are not endangered in California in the slightest. There are actually too many of them in this area, causing them to kill each other over territory. The NPS catches all these animals every few years to replace the batteries in their tracking collars. They could literally just drive them to the other side of the freeway in a pickup. The mountain lion that killed my dog was hit by a car and killed a few months later. What a waste.

@TheRealQuenny Shield elite 💜💜 my beloved 💜💜

@paigeOnceAgain @prerecessiongrl She loves her so much, and thats why she had to do it even though it hurts

@prerecessiongrl this makes me sad, does her girlfriend not love her? :(

whimpering y,,you guys stopp, you're going to get caught,,, while my girlfriend makes out with the girl we just met 2 hours ago in the McDonald's bathroom and i stand outside the stall they're in listening, biting my lip and tugging my necklace so much i can barely breathe

Let this be a lesson: never apologize to these parasites. They will take up arms for any excuse to pursue you. They don’t stand for anything. They will weaponize anything. They do not actually want you to “grow” or apologize for whatever crimes they accuse you of, nor will they acknowledge or care if you adhere to their arbitrary rules. They just want a punching bag. Claire was right the first time. The only way to deal with these people is by bullying them out of their spaces. The moral high ground gets you nowhere (we’ve learned this from republicans), you need to enforce consequences for people attacking you. They should become social outcasts and you should feel no guilt for doing to them what they try to do to everyone else.

o pai escolheu o sexo biológico dela a dedo pagando uma FIV e ela desafiou o poder dele de controlar tudo pelo dinheiro decidindo transicionar. ela mudou o rumo da própria vida de um jeito que o dinheiro não conseguiu domar, e quem n vê beleza nisso já morreu por dentro

if ur feeling overwhelmed just take a moment and rly observe ur surroundings. you’ll be like ok wow there’s dust everywhere. just another thing to deal with. plus dishes and laundry. and climate change is getting like so so bad. what were we talking about

@itsbasilbasil As a halo fan, I for one LOVE when this is pointed out lol

Halo from 2 onwards is an INCREDIBLY post-9/11 media franchise drowning in American War On Terror self-mythology and it's insane that people will bitch at you about making things political when you point this out

Art direction is more important to me than life itself

I dont give a fuck if crimson desert is the second coming of gaming christ, it has the most uninspired eastern MMO slop art direction I've ever seen, I'd rather fry my cock in oil than pretend i dont feel like someones shitting in my eyesockets when i see gameplay from it

@RubyofBlue Make anyaustin proud, you know what must be done...

This moss is dripping with water so clearly there's SUPPOSED to be a waterfall here... but they just never got around to putting it in lol

Wait... just realized this pond is magically infinitely depositing into a stream down the whole ravine without any real source lmao

The survivors of the future, living their half-lives on a permanently raped and broken earth, will look at rotting photographs of our world and wonder about the monsters who lived in it, who burned it all up to sustain their terrible, horrid present.

@p0rnfaery Being your own porn >>>

I liove jerking off to myself im so hot

@p0rnfaery Please

Hi yes it really is that big can I fuck your girlfriend yet

@FruityFurryGal Sinple, really...

@PUP3SLUT Me me me me