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if they blowup the mainframe im going to tweet to my oomfies with this reinvented pager

So I guess health insurance is food now… thanks iOS

MINEPLEX IS COMING BACK ?????

Bitter. Da reist du als Alien mehrere Lichtjahre und dann landest du im Ruhrgebiet.

@OTolmachev @historyinmemes Impressive pictures!

@historyinmemes I was there in 2021

In the 1970s, the Soviet Union constructed an exceptionally powerful radar… It literally rattled American radio stations thousands of kilometers away! This is the infamous Duga Radar, nicknamed the “Russian Woodpecker” for the eerie click-click-click it broadcast across global frequencies. Built to detect U.S.-launched nuclear missiles, Duga was enormous—150 meters tall and 500 meters wide—larger than a small city block. Its technology could spot a basketball-sized object from 40,000 kilometers away. The unsettling part? Whenever Duga was active, radios worldwide picked up its strange tapping, confusing and frustrating listeners, with some even speculating it was an alien signal. Then in 1986, the Chernobyl disaster cut its power, silencing the radar. Today, only its skeletal frame remains in the Exclusion Zone, a ghost of a machine that once made the world tremble with its relentless tapping.

@GarrettPetersen Where is the unsee button

AI can't make this yet.

@ScientologyTV Scientology is a cult.

@RicHuntter @Matt_Pinner Cause we ain’t gettin any video from mars either. These are just panning shots over the still images transmitted from mars, with sound added afterwards. There is no Rover on mars capable of capturing or transmitting video or audio, only photos.

@Matt_Pinner Can anyone explain to me why we can get full color, hi definition video of the Mars surface but not the Moons surface? The best thing we get a Black and white grainy picture.

If you could name the first city on Mars, what would you name it?

@ReedSealFoss @perrikaryal As long as you don’t overdo it… sciencedirect.com/science/articl…

@perrikaryal This uh might not be that great for your brain and stuff 🤷

I can control your balance I made a device that sends DC current through my head to stimulate my vestibular nerve (called galvanic vestibular stimulation or GVS) and, in doing so, can make me feel completely destabilised. By changing the direction of the current, it can make me fall in that direction. Hook that up to keyboard controls or a joystick, and suddenly you could have your own remote control human. Naturally, my first thought was man I wanna play trackmania with this. What else should I do? I do not have enough self-preservation, clearly lol #gvs #technology #science #trackmania

Inflation explained. [🎞️ Primate Economics]

@vascobrum1989 @chribreuer @FartMonster2k goes hard tho

@chribreuer Basically this guy

This app gave rise to a new German compound noun: "Klarnamensexboomer" "Real name sex boomer" It's used for older men who use accounts under their real, full names and leave horny, explicit comments on thirst traps or pr0n posts by young women.

@heyshipz Hehehe, Keiichi Tsuchiya

name a famous Japanese person without using google

Runeteria is announcing our #Hytale MMO-style dungeon, calling ALL players to action! Earn Legendary rewards by defeating the Evil Lich Malum. Stop him from reaching our world by battling your way through the depths of the Hollow Crypt and taking the fight directly to him. Available to play today! @Simon_Hypixel

The Hurdy-Gurdy, Medieval European string instrument. The hurdy-gurdy's earliest known origin dates back to the 10th century. Musician: Andrey Vinogradov

@linusgsebastian Happy to see you’re enjoying a fresh start! However, if you’re gonna call the new company Linus' Linus Media Group, wouldn’t your Twitter account need to be renamed to Linus Linus' Linus Media Group?

Why I Left Linus Media Group. New video on my personal channel: youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jT…

@linusgsebastian @doseletal I fell for one of the oldest tricks in the book but honestly I’m not even mad, you’re allowed to trick me like that

@doseletal Do not cite the deep memes to me, witch! I was there when they were written.

@Chill_LP Lass mich dir aus Erfahrung sagen - Fußballzug fahren ist grauenvoll. Ich bin ja eigentlich ganz froh im Regionalverkehr, aber in solchen Momenten wünscht man sich dann doch nen Job bei Cargo… :/

Haben wir uns dann abreagiert über Menschis die mit einer Pupmask im (leeren) zug Sitzen? Tbh hätte ich lieber 50 Puppys um mich rum, als 20 (an- oder betrunkene) Fußballfans. damit meine 50ct auch mal dazu gesagt sind.

@rasmalai Rust, Delphi, Lua, Swift, and many more

Another Hytale Modding "Speedrun" - on how to change a Vanilla Recipe. This is the type of stuff that just baffles me! It's so damn cool!👀

@Sulmino_ Wasn’t ready for depression Steve today

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