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@SullyTalkz Have to get 9/9.

EXCL: Manchester United's first 10 Premier League fixtures for the 26/27 season: Hull City Vs United United Vs Ipswich Town Everton Vs United United Vs Man City Fulham Vs United United Vs Tottenham Leeds Vs Man United United Vs Bournemouth Chelsea Vs United United Vs Villa

@sullyexcl Recruitment has been hit or miss. Ederson is a bad start (imo) and it seems that we still can’t work on multiple deals at a time. I like the names of the players that we’ve been linked with but because we’re so slow or just aren’t serious enough these players aren’t gettable.

@Polo763_ I know exactly the type of season we’re going to have. Nothing out of the ordinary.

@NealGardner_ It’s like us winning the prem again I’d say.

Is this like the equivalent of Everton winning the Prem or something?

@SaeedTV_ Because he’s not that good. I don’t rate him at all but if I’m personally being objective he’s average at best. We need ball playing midfielders not up and down merchants. It’s a meh signing. Clubs who are serious about winning don’t sign players like him.

@Raynerklk How’s he a dud? Explain!

This post is petty icl. We’re not in the same position as Man City. For once Man Utd have to be meticulous about their spending. Man Utd need 6 signings this summer. Man City don’t.

@ZaidBalll It’s probably the part of the family that aren’t involved in mufc.

@ZaidBalll People said the same thing about Ugarte. We’ve made a bad signing it’s fine I’ve accepted it and moved on.

What if he’s actually good??

@markgoldbridge Tonali is not a Casemiro replacement. I don’t understand what your obsession with him is. He’s an above average player at best.

Tchouameni was always a dream anyway but it's one of the Marquee Casemiro replacements off the list. Absolutely have to be getting in Anderson or Tonali now

@ZaidBalll I’d rather keep the 70 and add 30 more for Anderson. If anyone pays 70 for either one of these players they have lost the plot.

Man Utd can sign one of these players for £70M, who are you choosing?🔴🤔 Carlos Baleba Alex Scott

@SullyTalkz I have a question. When the inevitable happens (carrick gets sacked at some point next season) will Omar and Jason be allowed to continue to make bad decisions or will they finally be sacked to?

As reported, Carrick is expected to be offered the head coach role. Steve Holland is also expected to be offered a new deal with him. Holland has impressed internally and been pivotal to the results in the past months. He planned to stay 6 months but #MUFC want him to stay longer

@FabrizioRomano @MicheleG3 Bro this guy has been at like 6 clubs within the past 2 years.

🚨🇨🇴 James Rodriguez, set to leave Minnesota United from next week as it’s over with MLS club. James will be a free agent again from June as he’s focused on World Cup with Colombia, as @MicheleG3 reports.

@ZaidBalll So he pretty much gave a pr answer and didn’t give any detail at all. Carrick is competing with ETH for who can have the more boring press conferences.

🚨🚨MICHAEL CARRICK TALKS ABOUT AMAD IN DETAIL: “I actually think he's playing well, Amad. I think numbers in terms of goals and assists, I think there's an awful lot more in the game. Playing in a winning team like he has, to worry about numbers, I think he gives the team so much. He's got so much talent, he's got so much ability, but his work ethic and his attitude is fantastic as well. He's played different roles at times. I'm a big fan of Amad, I think he was unlucky and unfortunate that we had to change things tactically the other night [against Brentford], and it was purely on that why he came off. I think he's given the team an awful lot. It's the underbelly of what goes into the performance, not always what the headline grabs, that actually proves to be a team that's going to be successful and Amad's part of that.” [@MUFCScoop]

@hozierlvrs Bring Her Back

Since it's April 24th, what is your favorite horror movie from A24?

@utdHarryy Anderson, Bruno G, Wharton. If not Wharton Fernandes.

Pick 3 midfielders for us to sign out of the players we’ve been linked too: Anderson Tonali Stiller Baleba Bruno Guimares Tchouameni Matheus Fernandes Joao Gomes Adam Wharton Alex Scott

@BeAfraid_Movies Smile 3

What movie sequel are you still patiently waiting for to be announced?

@SaeedTV_ Did we watch the same game? We were dominated by Chelsea. If we give him the job we’re finished.

HOLD DAT CARRICK HATERS!!!

@iFBugFights @knowncapo I understand this. But using your analogy most people are like me (the plane who survived). Have you read how many people get side effects from fin. It’s like 4 percent. Dut is a bit higher at around 10. If you do get sides there are so many things you can do to negate them.

@Raynerklk @knowncapo It's a picture illustrating an example of survivorship bias. You are the plane that made it back. You didn't experience any catastrophic damage. It's easy for you to say it's fine when you're unaffected. For someone else, they follow your advice and their life is ruined.

Clavicular breaks down how to fix acne and gives alternatives to Accutane 👀

@iFBugFights @knowncapo Also there are so many things you can take to counter act potential side effects. If you have Ed take cialis. If you get low libido take some pt 141/oxytocin/kisspeptin.

@Raynerklk @knowncapo Are you familiar with this image? Do you know why I replied with it?