Evan Archer 🌐

6 year old me had total @Olivertree vibes

age yourself with a Happy Meal toy

look at these dogs (from @Gatorland )

@Breaking_Nate Just tell your parents your gay. They will support you and it will save you a lot of anxiety.

What Is 1 piece of advice you wish you could go back in time and tell yourself?

@McDonalds You guys know you could make hundreds of millions of dollars extra each year by keeping the mcrib on the menu right?

@MrBeastYT I've been trying for 10 years

Like this tweet if you want to be a Youtuber one day

Last year I made a resolution to save $20 from every paycheck I made this year and I succeeded. #2020InReview

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

@RubyBruceLee I started painting my nails. It makes them look nice and taste nasty so you get a 2 for 1!

It lives up to the hype people! Get yours while you can! Mrbeast Burger delivers! @MrBeastYT @MrBeastExtra

What new Cologne should I get?

Relief money April - $1200 May - $0 June - $0 Aug - $0 Sept - $0 Oct - $0 Nov - $0 Dec - $600 Yay....

@ScreeboiShit I want pizza flavoured or flaming hot.

@MiracleWhip I'm a man that enjoys sex with other men.

tell me you're a miracle whip person without telling me you're a miracle whip person

@ClimateHuman Aren't there like 37 people in that country?

When your nation isn't anti-science you can have nice things.

My next door neighbours sound like their beating a cat to death with a baby while simultaneously testing their megaphone collection.

@tweetoftheBeast Are you trying to play chicken because I don't back down big guy ;)

@RealEvanArcher So I’m just supposed to match one stupid skill with another?😏

I’m just gonna say it. Smash has always been a stupid game.