Tommy 🇺🇸
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Tommy 🇺🇸
@RealitySalesman
Husband, Father, USN Vet 🇺🇸 ⚓️, Jester, Amateur Philosopher, and co-founder of Tommy’s Diner, an amazing community on 𝕏! Join us! 👇🏼
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@CW_writeme @HandsomeCthulhu I think our sons didn't do it as much, and they're getting this way instead. He told me there's a name specifically for that genre of the ad hoc stuff, but I don't remember what it was. We were actually just discussing this last night at dinner. 😂
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@RealitySalesman @HandsomeCthulhu 🤣🤣🤣 Yes!!! I hadn't even thought of that.
On my street, I played more with the boys than the girls, bc they played outside cops/robbers, zombies or whatnot. And then inside to play w/action figures.
Where I learned to be such a brat. It can't possible be innate. 🤔😇
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@CW_writeme @HandsomeCthulhu Me too! I was just telling him that this stuff is just a surrogate for the make believe imaginary play that me and my friends did when we were little.
"I blast you with my fire power!"
"Well I'm fire proof, and freeze you!"
It's all just ad hoc nonsense with no rules. 😂
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@RealitySalesman @HandsomeCthulhu I crack up all the time.
"Ha! I have you now. You'll die most horrible death by [insert method]!"
"Ha ha! I knew you were going to do that, so while you were talking I did this to block."
"Ha ha HA! I knew YOU knew, so I blocked your block. Now you shall die."
"Ha ha ha HA!..."
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@CW_writeme @midwstrn_mom It could be from spending too much time around this without double hearing protection. Nobody wears double hearing protection. Earplugs and muffs? How are you supposed to hear anything at all?
GIF
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@midwstrn_mom @RealitySalesman I think I've figured out why Tommy hears a rattling noise. 🤣
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I loved my wrangler, but I always said it was as aerodynamic as a parachute. I'd jump on the highway and smash the pedal and the only thing that really moved was the gas needle.
Mechanical Knowledge@mechanical_4u
Recent test reveals that a cow is actually more aerodynamic than a jeep wrangler
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@arthur_rumrill @lorilorai @IMayBeGiant9669 I've still got the SRT8. I love that thing. Way too much fun.

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@RealitySalesman Have none of you watched Black Mirror?!
Gif is from episode entitled "The Entire History of You" where he can rewind his visual/audio memory for playback, either for himself or for security purposes (i.e. TSA, etc).
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@lorilorai @Annoyeddammit YEEEESSSSS!!! If there's a war, just crank that up, gimme a gun, and point me in the direction. 🤣
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@lorilorai Yes!!!! I'm staying. 😂
Tommy 🇺🇸@RealitySalesman
Every time I'm driving and The Danger Zone starts playing on the radio: 😎
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If he explains the math wrong, but the result is the same. I couldn't care less how he got there. Reducing a $600 drug to $10 is awesome. And I'd say the same thing if any Democrat would have done this, but they're all being paid by big pharma not to.
Also, Ur Ghey.
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein
OMFG! RFK Jr: "President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction." No, you imbecile. That’s a 98.33% drop. No math besides make-believe math makes it 600%.
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@IMayBeGiant9669 That was mine! Nobody buys these for aerodynamics. You take em where the road don't go! Doors off, top down with one leg on the hinge peg. Fast or not, it's fun!

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@RealitySalesman Man, as a former Wrangler owner, now I want someone to make a sporty aerodynamic version. . .
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@RealitySalesman No
Instead, they'll work on technology to implant the thought in your mind, "These sound good."
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@PCGalloway I know! That's what I'm always trying to explain to my wife. 🤣
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@RealitySalesman These things are SO stupid...just a more recent version of 'Chemtrails'. Thoughts cannot be 'read'. Even the best polygraph is only about 70% accurate and those are just for simple questions which YOU give the answers for.
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