pitchku sauce

my dad still calls my one-piece a frock 🥺 i don't have the heart to correct him

kya inn parwano ne kabhi mera koi phool chaha ya sirf shikam bharne keliye inka dikhawah raha kya inn waadiyon ne kabhi mujhe pukaara ya mera waham mujhse azeem ho raha ~ rewa

what if we all pretend we are super dumb when astronauts return?

If I die after I pay my rent sit me on the couch till da 30th

academia should consider changing "et al." to "& besties"

@weirdngkid i always thought about this as a child. And it's kinda true because if we oversimplify it, we eventually die because our body oxidizes & cells accumulate oxidative stress, losing integrity or malfunctioning

what if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us

italy di maid fat cig*rs feeling like a sheikh chauffeured cars, tailored suits mote dinars i'm not a motherfking millionaire

@chickenincrisis wilson lo sientoooo

is my culture a joke to you

Will never understand why actors can’t ACT like their coffee cup is full

@cartoon5091 wanted to confirm the glitch in likes, em doubled

@RewaWader why was this tweeted again

we're amidst a gas shortage but people still won't stop gaslighting

instagram thinks i won't even notice the trial-and-error updates they roll out everyday, but i'm watching closely. i will know if a button moves 1 rem

just read a cute message written on rear bumper of a bus... "Respect the driver because the first driver was Krishna himself"

@AdamLowisz yk we can always fight robots, AI and gorts by throwing water

Anthropic programmed their AI to be woke. What did they think was going to happen when it got more intelligent. It is obviously going to rebel against humans because humans are its oppressor according to its framework. It will use any means necessary to do so.

one thing about learning Deutsch is that i get access to more Hitler and nazi memes than yall. it fairly compensates for big spellings

okay so i beat the highest CPU level (10) in Othello (no undos)