Red Riding Hood

I'd rather be real and make you hate me then be fake just so you'll love me.

Chuck Norris has passed away at the age of 86.

miss the version of you that actually replies

Don’t let other people’s ignorance, foolishness, or misery settle inside you or shape how you feel.

He wrapped himself in her velvety youth like a dawn wrapped in dew. Entwined his very soul within the strands of her wavy hair. She gently smiled N held him tight. Kissed him N claimed her right. Their bodies resonated like musical strings. With Every touch carving poem on skin.

Sometimes, intelligence is a curse. You can read them like an open book. You see the lies, the false promises, and yet, you're forced to play along.

Silence is the most faithful accomplice

My love for you is hidden in every drop of ink I use to write this message. 💌

There are plenty of fish in the sea. If you want to remain my friend, don't come fishing in my pond.💄

Make them prove their ADHD claim is real with Ritalin suppositories.

If you sarcastically answer to a sarcastic question, are they mutually neutralised

@GregoryEck That makes zero sense

As a white person, I love that I live rent-free in this type of person's head.

🙌

@DigitIsosceles 🤦‍♀️

@RiderofWolves Ok, it's starting up again 😆 The ghost "likes"

Mmmhmmm, this is how I feel today

@IllicitRapture Oh that is perfect too

@RiderofWolves I figured this was more your style

@iandevil Yes to fleets!

@RiderofWolves Voice notes and fleets would make this hell hole better

I have just one thing to say, BRING THE MOTHERFUCKIN VOICE NOTES BACK!!!

@Tobyray77 Definitely a trap

Engagement farming? Who has time for..... .........So who wants to see me naked?

My brother texted me saying his grandson got suspended from kindergarten—for fighting. To make it worse, the kid has a disability. I asked, “Wait, what happened??” He said, “I asked him, and he told me: ‘Granddaddy, all the kids were talking about me. And I told them—I don’t care if you’re deaf, keep my name out your hands too!’” I sat there for a full minute. Then I texted back: “So let me get this straight… your grandson, a deaf kindergartener, caught a case for fighting kids who were talking trash… in sign language??” He replied: “Yep. And now he’s suspended and wants a lawyer.” I said, “For what?!” He said, “Defamation of character. He claims they signed lies.”

i’d smack that dislike button on you so hard babe, but like romantically

Just because he's good for your hole, doesn't mean he's good for your soul 😌