Sir_Ndung'u 🇰🇪 Son of the Soil.

@RobertAlai Kenyans are dirty by nature.

Don’t blame residents for this filth. County executive must enforce environment laws and ensure prompt cleaning or charge private residences not being cleaned.

@denniskioko There's no healthy food if you're not growing it. I've done farming & I've seen worse.

Paint buckets should not be used for food, ever

@Adani1290 @ivymuthe Milk get tested randomly.

@ivymuthe Ile maji Hawa tugege wanaongeza maziwa Wacha tu

Meet a dedicated and hardworking dairy farmer from Kiangai in Kirinyaga County, Kenya. With only 12 cows, she consistently produces around 400 litres of milk per day. At approximately KSh 45 per litre, this generates a gross daily income of about KSh 18,000. Her estimated production cost per cow ranges between KSh 800 and 1,000. Clean business

@DCI_Kenya But why arrest her & she's not a Kikuyu?

DCI NETS SUSPECT OVER INCITEFUL VIRAL VIDEO Detectives from the Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI) have arrested Bare Sahara Ahmed in connection with remarks captured in a viral video circulating on social media, deemed to be inciteful and likely to undermine national cohesion. The arrest follows a swift and thorough review of the video, alongside ongoing investigations to establish the full context and intent of the statements made. The suspect is currently in lawful custody and is being processed pending arraignment in court. The DCI wishes to remind members of the public that freedom of expression, as enshrined in the Constitution, must be exercised responsibly and within the confines of the law. Utterances that may incite division, hatred, or threaten peaceful coexistence will be dealt with firmly and without exception. Members of the public are urged to remain calm, maintain peace, and refrain from sharing inflammatory content that may escalate tensions. #FichuaKwaDCI. Call 0800 722 203 (Toll-free) or WhatsApp at 0709 570 000 to report anonymously. Usiogope!

@Opehyehmmi 🇺🇸

What country would you delete from earth to make the world at peace?.

@Misspreety17 You can't tame a wild ass.

Wanaume mnatuangusha sana hii Kenya wdym wasichana warembo hivi wako biz ya umalaya na mko??ebu mshikane kila mtu achukue dem mmoja mmoja watoke streets🥲🥲

@mattvanswol Your president is a drama queen. All that was staged.

I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF PEOPLE TRYING TO KILL MY PRESIDENT!!! THE LEFT IS EVIL AND VIOLENT AND THE PARTY OF MURDER!!!!!!!!

Sebastian Sawe makes history as the first human to run a marathon under 2hrs. #LondonMarathon.

7 people killed in Tseikuru by Al Shabaab militias. The sympathisers are still free. @DCI_Kenya what are you doing?

@abuyamasta My grandma & her offspring tried to kick us out of our land after my dad died. I'd rather have the mother to my kids take everything than someone else.

Men when doing investments, never tell your wife, never even put her name as your next of kin. Remember she is not your relative.

Those saying that Gachagua should not visit Garisa, Wajir & Mandera. Kwani Northern Kenya ni ya mama zenu?

@Thxplainer @kijanayamwingii @carltonkitheka1 People around that area can tell who the thugs are even without number plates.

@kijanayamwingii @carltonkitheka1 Serious thugs aren't stupid enough to expose their number plate like that. Try relying on that plate you'll hit a dead end of investigations pretty fast

Happened in Kisumu juzi Thugs now have better guns than cops The whole of Kenya has turned into Gotham

@justWailer I've seen a very bright become a useless person juu ya bangi.

Sijai skia mtu amekufa juu ya bangi na mwenye ameskia aniambie

@MarthaKarua Moi killed textiles and up to date, they've not been recovered. If it happens, it'll not be in your lifetime.

Tragic but we will recover it

@KRACorporate @KRACare Explain to me like Njugush. Gross income ni 19k. Withholding tax ni 14k. Shida ni KRA ama ni Ruto?

BTW hii si jaba, kama umepata hii message anza kupanga mikakati mapema. Dada Shuru ako pale wozzap kukusaidia🫡 wa.me/254711099999

@moneyacademyKE One is strait the other is gay. The one who brinks first ni shoga.

US President Donald Trump says the US has total control of the Strait of Hormuz and has sealed it until Iran agrees to a deal. On the other hand, Iran says the strait will remain closed until the US lifts its blockade.

@pksalasya Under your noses.

Moi built it ,kibaki maintained it ,uhuru improved it ruto has sold it 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆

I didn't know the difference between withdrawing at the KCB 🏧 & other Banks was that huge. I always go to the nearest ATM 😄 without thinking about the charges. @KCBInKenya

Dig bick too sweet, woman forgot to renew her Visa. Sierra Leone Woman jailed for 1 month or pay 50k fine for being in the country illegally. The woman revealed that she fell in love with a Kenyan man & forgot to renew her visit visa. She'll deported after her sentence.

In these two days I've been in Nyandarua & Laikipia counties. Kikuyu's are behind Rigathi Gachagua but one thing Kikuyu will never do is to be dragged into confrontational politics. We will vote as a block but we're not going to the streets 😭. #KikuyusNotForAuction